Steve Halasz

I’m a stand up comic and actor. Seen in @FXNetwork’s @FeudFX. Coming soon on Season5 of @TNTDrama's @AnimalKingdom /ain't nobody dope as Steve/

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

If Covid made dicks fall off, the pandemic would have ended like 6 dicks in.

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

Kenny overreacting a bit on live tv. Come on, Jet, it’s just a bug! @NBAonTNT

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@cristela9

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@LucasJHann I was surprised they didn’t go with Diabate after the preseason.

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@AdamFeuerberg We made it!

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The Republicans who promise to do nothing about gun violence, climate change, poverty, pollution & income inequality all promise to do something about trans children trying to use bathrooms they feel comfortable in.

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@astro_jorge Wtf?

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@JenBrownson @cristela9 Aw miss you too Jen!

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@FajitaFantom @cristela9 I can’t believe that was 3 years ago!

[Phillip Sheppard, Executive MBA Pepperdine UN 🔥 @PSheppardTV]

@JoyceWhiteVance 👀

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@astro_jorge Haha. You need to fly your drone through that!

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@TheRickWilson Sharted: you think it’s one thing but it ends up being something you weren’t expecting.
This is proper use.

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

Just need 3 more people with $1k each to book this place! DM me.

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

Hunter Biden latest video: Nude water slide riding with hookers at 4k per night Malibu rental https://t.co/SZ7YuwdXjZ

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

New GOP election strategy...

[maksym eristavi. @maksymeristavi]

my family was just forced to vote at gunpoint in russian cosplay of a “referendum” in southern ukraine:

- they come to your house
- you have to openly tick the box for being annexed by russia (or for staying with ukraine if you feel suicidal)
- all while armed gunmen watch you

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@astro_jorge It's like they called you in on your day off. "This shit better be important!"

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@cristela9 Meta Martial Arts

[HoweverKT is Petty AF @HoweverKT]

@patriottakes @davidpsdem It’s Pat Sajak and Vanna White Power.

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@cristela9 @strega29 …from the producers who brought you “Nun Ya’ Business”!

[laura @lmresists]

Dems THIS is how you deal with Republican lies. 👏 👏 @alfranken

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

@StevenBeschloss And suffering no reputational harm!

[The Civil Liberal @cfthepodcast]

Trump’s message of build a wall to keep out refugees, ban Muslims, lock up my opponent, intelligence agencies are crooked, elections are rigged & all the US deals are shit really brought the country together. And then Biden comes along and in one speech ruins all that harmony!