My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot
A couple of years ago my older sister unexpectedly passed away. The last gift I ever got from her was a suit I couldn't fit. I made it one of my goals to slim down enough to be able to fit it and today I achieved that goal