Moistyests

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

I’m done with women, this bitched joked about marriage. I joked back and said “let’s do it” then she said I take shit too seriously. I’m vibing with myself forever

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

Low-key wanna deactivate my Insta account

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

I didn’t need to be attacked like this

[lun4ve @Margareta_30]

bro plz

@wnrstweets

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

4 months to 2022 and Instagram still doesn’t have the feature to remove a former first @

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

You’ve never lived if you’ve never come home almost blacked out drunk on a Friday night and start studying for an exam on Monday

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

Same applies to women but haai, I’d rather be wearing a size 2 Nikes and a high heel stiletto to get the groceries than walk bare feet

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

@saarahkxo_ Sorry we don’t eat leftovers

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

i don’t smoke cause I’m addicted to nicotine, nor is it a stress reliever. i just want a deep voice

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

When rap songs play, do white people say the n word when they alone?

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

Is it just me that finds it weird that my parents never listen to music with whatever they doing?

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

If I send you a joke on insta and you don’t like the message, imma like it for you cause I’m funny as hell

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

If she listen to your boring ass talk about how you put toothpaste on your toothbrush. Marry her!

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

“If he wanted to he would”
well he isn’t, clearly he doesn’t want you.

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

lockdown me applying for a job
“Yeah so I don’t do anything the whole day then from 4-5 I take a nap, but somehow I’ll still get the work done”

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

I’ve slept easier in a high school math class than I do nowadays

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

my new pet peeve: hypocrisy

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

crazy how I’m bragging to friends about her already

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

2021 cars are coming out! I can finally afford a 1870 wheelbarrow!

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

i need to find a job.

[Moistyests @Kooper_man]

she not into me like she used to be, gotta simp a little less