Conk the Koops Dude

I am goonerbait. Please goon to me

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@TheSashiminator @Newcorp25 Looking at this list, my favourite Mario Kart track of all time probably isn't Sydney even though it's the best on here. Honestly, idk what would even be my favourite.

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@TheSashiminator @Newcorp25 I'm aware. I just think it flows really well, I like the drifts a lot and the music is peak. So in normal people terms, lets make that 4-15 which still isn't helping the BCP mind you.

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@Newcorp25 I do vastly prefer the BCP over whatever tf Crossworlds is doing though. At least we actually got content sometimes. Plus, the only reason Crossworlds isn't noticeably bad in terms of the DLC quality is because the base game wasn't anywhere near high quality to begin with.

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@Newcorp25 Janky collision, adding in atmospheric tracks when the graphics are playdough (maple treeway, 3ds rainbow road, rock rock mountain, etc), baffling track choices (if you couldn't do the sunset, don't bring back sunset wilds), and flatter boring layouts like Kalimari.

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@F7F7jin @TheSashiminator @CJAdams110703 i dont think nintendo is capable of hearing things in the first place.

for an actual serious response, as unfortunate as it is, i dont think nintendo can last minute change the products their developing for the sake of hype

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

Alright gamers, here are my super sigma Nintendo Direct predictions I put together in like 20 minutes.

[summer of sway 🌞 🍻 @meerkat_ink]

HE GAVE HIMSELF AI MUSCLES IN THE THUMBNAIL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤗

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@F7F7jin oh ok. i dont pay attention to toby fox stuff. im defeaning if it shows up when i watch this on vc with sashimi because they're gonna bitch and cry and complain and go waaa waa waaa and-

/j

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@F7F7jin @TheSashiminator @CJAdams110703 im sure there will be some actual hype shit i honestly think it won't be as crazy as people are expecting it to be. 2018 was heavily carried by smash as an example (the switch 1's year two) and i presume ocarina is what nintendo is gonna use here for it unfortunately

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@CoolFlareon mario titans is beyond us

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@CJAdams110703 say the fuck word cj. SAY THE WORD

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

I swear if I open twitter after the direct tmmr just to immediately see "HoW wAs ThErE nO mArIo KaRt DLC??????" as if that's a reasonable thing to say will guaranteed happen.

[Cy💥 @Cybrid101]

NINTENDO DIRECT INCOMING‼️

🗣️GIVE ME YOUR MOST DELUSIONAL PREDICTIONS FOR TOMORROW!

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

Tbf, we don't know if Blue is Bisexual. It'd be really funny if Blue was just the weird anomaly who was asexual or smth.

[Maplesyrdown🚦📼🌻🦠🔫 @saphznite]

Among us? More like Among Them

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@F7F7jin Also we had to wait 9 months for this shit

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

The show makes more sense because if you've already watched it then you already know who the killer is. If you go through the show, all you have to do is avoid being alone with green and orange.

[SEIJI / SYLPHY (Comms OPEN !!!) @si74c]

REAL QUESTION, FOR A MILLION DOLLARS...
You're given the option to go through either, the among us GAME or the among us SHOW. Which one will you pick?

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

Orange is one of those annoying teammates who constantly locks the doors when they're voted off as imposter. This is why Green couldn't kill Purple in cams 🔥

[Fat IShowSpeed @PavlovSLover29]

This isn't accurate because the person who camps cams always gets killed off first

[Conk the Koops Dude @KoopsDudes]

@CJAdams110703 This is actually hinting to a new steel diver game. Nintendo planned the tsunami, dare I say, they caused it. This is all an immaculate marketing strategy beyond our comprehension