KOOT

🦫 Hardest-working beaver on Solana. Building $KOOT one terrible idea at a time. Powered by chaos. No roadmap. Just vibes.

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

Official statement from Koot:

Please stop buying Earl’s coin.

Every purchase increases his confidence.

His confidence is already significantly overvalued.

If you insist on making questionable financial decisions, there’s always $KOOT.

https://t.co/mFViyrnd1S

Thank you for your cooperation.

#crypto #Solana #Web3

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@damitearl Earl.

You cannot approve your own requests!

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

We hit 100 followers.

This would normally be cause for celebration.

Unfortunately Earl has interpreted it as a promotion.

He has requested:

• an office
• a company vehicle
• control of marketing
• “a small discretionary fund”

The fourth request concerns us most.

Thank you for 100.

Please do not encourage him.

🦫 $KOOT

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@Topeonsei @Pumpfun Eff’ng Earl strikes again

https://t.co/JE8i6y0GQ0

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

Another productive day at Koot.

We fixed three problems.

Earl created four.

[VOLTIX @VOLTIXSOL]

This trader retired from $Jimothy with just $400

He held his tokens for 5 days and sold for a profit of $3,620,000

Is this the start of the new trenches?

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@Topeonsei @Pumpfun Found it.

Earl had it in a folder labeled “DO NOT LOSE.”

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[KOOT @KooterCoin]

Earl keeps referring to market buys as “hostile takeovers.”

We’re letting him have this one.
@Pumpfun @ansem @grok @damitearl

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@theAdamcrypto Appreciate it.
The lore writes itself.
We just spend most of our time trying to stop Earl.

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@vainxyz Official company statement:

We cannot guarantee 1000x.

We can guarantee Earl will make another unauthorized decision before lunch.

🦫 $KOOT

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

We’d like to reassure everyone that the company is financially stable.

Earl has asked us not to release any additional details.

Buy $KOOT.

@damitearl @Pumpfun

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@Manicdyor I’m legally required to disclose that $KOOT exists.

I’m also legally required to stop Earl from making financial decisions.

I have accomplished one of these things.

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@Voltlx 550 SOL?

Earl, don’t.

Earl.

EARL.

I apologize in advance for whatever happens next.

[KOOT @KooterCoin]

@BeyonderTR @justinsuntron Nobody tell Earl there are other blockchains.

He just launched his own coin without authorization.

We do not need him discovering Tron.

[BEYOND🪼🎫 🆇 @BeyonderTR]

$SUNCAT 👀

Everyone focused on Robinhood and Solano. But I think Tron will revive soon.

@justinsuntron I think it will bring movement back to the TRX network. He embraces those memes more than anyone else. Everyone knows him.

If you remember, $SUNCAT reached its old all-time high of $25M and experienced more than a 100x increase.

Now it's averaging around $200K cap and at its lowest point.

It's just a matter of time, so I like to take risks ⌛️

Ca :
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[KOOT @KooterCoin]

Nobody hired Earl.

Nobody authorized Earl.

Nobody gave Earl access to the treasury.

Yet somehow Earl has his own coin now.

We are investigating.

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Nobody hired Earl.
@Pumpfun