Korey Sebastian

get off my dirty lawn

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@EmilyGaige Now that sounds like my kind of good time

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@emmydot101 This move was ahead of its time!!!

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@skylermtrey What’s $1200? 😂

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Ideal date scenario: We split a pair of toaster strudel.

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I swear if one more person says “lemme see” or “I’ll let you know” instead of “NO”!! I’m gonna punch them in the nose!

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@overholt_emily Is that when someone is excited to go to the toilet?

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I swear my friends take my clothes all the time and then argue with me like I’m insane when I ask for them back. What is that???

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Guys my handwriting isn’t bad, I’m just not left handed..

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@CashApp $koreyc55 heckin pleAse

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Half forgot I was alive there for a minute.

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I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

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@EmilyGaige Honestly yes! Do it.

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I’m just looking for a pop punk princes, now accepting resumes.

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If you don’t want to tell the truth because you’re worried it will upset someone, you aren’t worried about them, you’re worried about yourself. Just be honest.
The truth hurts, but lies leave scars.

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Just found out about thes human sized bats called flying foxes. So imma go ahead and hid under a rock for the rest of forever ✌🏻

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I’m not sleepy, just tired.

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This is a sleep study, your dreams are dripping like drool from the corners of your mouth.

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Facebook I get it! You know the things I want but don’t need to buy!