Korey Raye Denton

Passionate about dogs, bagels, “Friends,” and La Croix, mostly.

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

This is Graham! He got to come home to mom and dad today and is very happy but also very unsure about this whole “leash” thing @dog_rates

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@ErasTourResell @whoatekelsey Need two for Houston 😭

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@ErasTourResell @tayreneee_ Sent a DM!

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@AshleyA99339 @COPYOFAMO0N @ErasTourResell Can you DM me?

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

@ErasTourResell Houston?

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I entered the #FallintoLoveSweepstakes. Enter daily for a chance to win the grand prize of $10,000. Plus more chances to win daily and weekly prizes every single day. #GiveawayEntry https://t.co/aRgwxylZO2

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@unaffvoter @ctdenton @kickedinthepunt @TPostMillennial As a mother with low supply whose baby almost ended up in the hospital from losing so much weight after birth, you’re a fucking piece of shit. Formula is a necessity for so many reasons but please continue on about something you clearly have no actual information on.

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

As someone who cannot mentally or emotionally handle watching shows like Euphoria, Game of Thrones, etc. I would like to propose everyone pick a sitcom we all collectively like so that I can be part of online culture again okay thank you goodnight

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

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Rt this if you have ever cried because of your job. I want to see something.

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

Me any time I take a bath after being pregnant and having to take lukewarm baths for nine months

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

You know, when imagining how parenthood would go, I really underestimated the amount of times I would need to spoon feed my husband dinner while he holds our sleeping baby and you know what that’s on me.

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

Being a mom is weird because when you’re gifted cash for Christmas you don’t spent it on yourself, you spend it on exciting things for your child’s next Christmas and bougie bamboo pajamas so every night they feel like they’re in a silk cocoon.

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

No one told me parenthood would involve spoon-feeding my husband dinner while he holds our baby with one hand and holds his hand on baby’s chest to get him to sleep with the other.

But here we are.

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

It’s giving… Schitt’s Creek

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Billionaire Mark Cuban is now the owner of Mustang, Texas, which is located about 45 minutes south of Dallas. https://t.co/pFo2qaD5RL

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

When is President Biden going to address the Hot Cheeto shortage?

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@SophRossss @ctdenton

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Also!! Don’t go around saying how much inductions suck or how hard a c-section is!!! I don’t know how I’ll give birth yet so WHY would you put that negativity in my mind?!

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

Friendly reminder from someone who is 39 weeks pregnant (due tomorrow!): pregnant people DONT want to hear about a traumatic birth experience you or your second aunt’s friend’s daughter had. Seriously. Unless it’s a positive birth story, don’t share it.

[Korey Raye Denton @KoreyRaye]

@ctdenton @IrrelevantETX Omg