Kori Яemer

yall just aren't that interesting 🎲

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

To anyone who thinks I'm a little weird... you're wrong. I'm really weird.

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

listen. I know it’s cringe, but has anyone actually used a squishmallow as a pillow? unmatched.

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

Hey can I get my metallic shirt back?

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

idk how this wasn’t already a gif but here ya go: #thatsmygirl #howlsmovingcastle 😩🫠

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

Can we bring back profile music? I want you to open my page and understand the mood.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The Supreme Court won’t force you to wear a mask in a pandemic — but it’ll force you to bear a child.

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

this is the weather where all the boomers sit outside in lawn chairs on there driveway drinking a beer at 5pm. A vibe.

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

how do I tell my little fbi agent that I already bought the shoes that you keep pushing ads for?

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

Toad. Only.

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

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[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

imagine you give a girl the aux and her playlist harder than yours

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

Does anyone else feel like we don’t really know Alastor Moody that well since the majority of his screen time it was Barty Crouch jr pretending to be him??!

[Robvolver 🛒 @Burnvolver]

The CDC said puke & rally

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

the only pick up line I want to see from now on: sup baby… take me out to dinner.

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

anyone else been having wack dreams recently?

[Kori Яemer @KoriRemer]

wait. are bread crusts actually healthier than the middles or is that another lie our parents told us as kids?

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

the masculine urge to use music as therapy instead of opening up to someone

[Jay @theearthyvirgo]

If you’re waiting for a Virgo to text first, you ain’t ever talking then. 😂