KornDog | KornDog 🍥

The #2 most carried player in Tennessee |
Owner of @KornDogEsports |
Heckler of Spelling Bees

[KornDog | KornDog 🍥 @KornDogSSB]

What do I do if life never gives me any lemons?

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Yall remember US President Edward Brown? I wish modern presidents were more like that guy.

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Dude you could fill a black hole with 8 inches. It does NOT need to be that big.

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Yall ever eat a donut and think, "Yum! 😄"?

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Calling the earth donut shaped doesnt make me "wrong" or "stupid". Its being creative and a critical thinker. You wouldn't get it.

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Is someone paid to put signs in the middle of the empty desert that say "Water 500 miles >" or is some guy just placing those there recreationally?

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Why does everyone gotta beat around the bush? Just say that 2 wrongs make a left.

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The next time I hear "And now, a word from our sponsor" and the sponsor literally only has 1 word to say I'm going to send them my entire life savings, a note thanking them for being the last beacon of corporate honesty, and both of my kidneys.

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@DabuzSenpai Running the equivalent of a pokemon UU tournament with all the S Tiers banned is a cool idea.

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@onnasky

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Further Ado must be the most annoying guy on the planet to be excluded that much.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

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Turns out exterminators don't have the tools to deal with an ant that is yoked out of its mind and brandishing a steel chair.

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The fact that no one has invented water that doesnt sound like its boiling until its actually fucking boiling is proof of our failure as a species.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

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I wish I could learn how to float in any other situation besides when there's a fresh pie in an open window

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@onnasky Do you want videos of tournament matches or videos about advanced game mechanics relating to King Dedede?

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@Owls_ssb is it your birthday or something?

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@MagnusCarlsen 19.5*

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I did it guys. I beat the joy and whimsy into him.

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Fundies be damned