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@BethMooreLPM Same for delayed church naps. Same for walking an overactive bird dog. He LOVES playing with deer!

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@BethMooreLPM Once my brother complimented my grandmas deviled eggs. He was just being nice. For the rest of her life, she made copious amounts of eggs every single holiday and then watched over him to make sure he ate them.
He never loved them.
She passed away and he hasn’t touched one since

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A perfect sunset

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@BethMooreLPM We call our dog’s shock collar the Holy Spirit bc sometimes he just needs a little extra help to behave.

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@NWSKansasCity Nodaway County

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2025 Senior Shout Outs: #SpoofhoundPride

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@NickBenderKMBC Little bit of hail in Maryville, Mo. My poor ferns.

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Love a good summer storm

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@BethMooreLPM Oh my heart. We just lost our sweet boy last week and this makes me miss him so bad. What a great pic!

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@NickBenderKMBC @kmbc It’s fish fry season! My favorite ❤️

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@NickBenderKMBC @kmbc Sirens briefly went off in Nodaway? Is there still a tornado warning?

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@M_Weatherly I’m so excited!!!

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@M_Weatherly @BrianDietzen @CBS @ncisverse @DanielaRuah You bring so much humor and warmth to the show. We hope you’ll visit more. It made the whole episode!

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In a bold move, my daughter has taken up the kazoo while she cleans her room. The more she cleans, the more kazoo. I can’t decide if she’s just a happy soul up there cleaning, or a brilliant mastermind who tortures us while she does chores.

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@NickBenderKMBC @kmbc Steady snow in Maryville!

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Apparently, the most embarrassing thing that can happen in middle school is for your mom to make you wear a coat.

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All in a day’s work.

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One of my favorite things to do is iron my kid’s band uniform so she can shove it in her backpack and change into it later.

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@chelligreen @Grill_Sgt_BBQ Tessa was excited to introduce “the BBQ guy.”
❤️❤️❤️

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@lefeber_josh That artwork tho. 💯