Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒

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[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Hi! My name is Kortney and the reason I don’t have a 6 pack is because I like 6 packs, ya feel? 🙃

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

I miss Twitter. This place used to be fun

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Everywhere I go, I miss Missouri Sunsets

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

The most important thing deep Gen Z has taught me is how okay it is to just dress comfortable

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

It’s 8am and I just remembered a skinwalker DID try to get me once about 2 years ago and no I will not be elaborating

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Working in female dominated fields is always so fun until your periods begin to form a cult

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

I kiiiiinda feel like I belong in the kitchen ngl

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Oh, Shaboozey, the rising country star.

Right 😂

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

If you had asked me 10 years ago I would have told you there is no way that at 27 I’d be the girl that’s sad because my job doesn’t allow me to get my nails done 😅

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Zac Efron, baby, what did they do to you 😭😭

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

All Lane and I wanted to do today was tailgate and go to this IU vs Michigan game but they are high off their asses if they think I’m paying $250 a ticket 😭

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

@mmmaaaaarieeeee I’d do it without hesitation if it didn’t cost so damn much lol

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Ugh should I waste another 2 years of my life and get a Masters or nah

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

@AustinJb1993 Blocked lol

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

@AustinJb1993 Then how do I get a DAMN JOB BECAUSE IT AINT WORKING 😂

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

@mmmaaaaarieeeee Shy?? I know he ain’t talking to you

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Ngl if my friends don’t stop sending me the TikTok’s that I reposted I’m going to delete the app 😅

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Thank you all forever and ever

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Trying to remind myself that these people I feel bad for not reaching out to lately haven’t checked on me, either. And I’m living in a whole new state and have been by myself 90%+ of the time since April ☺️

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Tweet isn’t aging so well right now 😅😅

[Kortneykei 🌘🌑🌒 @Kortneykei]

Hi! My name is Kortney and the reason I don’t have a 6 pack is because I like 6 packs, ya feel? 🙃