Kortnie Ervin

I don't like bugs

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

I just woke up my boyfriend to tell him about the bug that just landed in my meal. His response "That Bastard!" and went back to sleep 😴

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

Sad is the fact that all of my family's traveling lives have come out of LAX and they still have to circle 3 times to pick me up

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

I'm sick and the only thing worth living for are spicy egg rolls

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

"They don't have a Donkey emoji? I wanted to post that the Patriots kicked ass." - My Dad. #SuperBowl2017 #SuperBowl51

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

Me: "We had such bad service, but I don't want to be that angry black woman." Sasha: " I'll say something, I'll be your angry black woman"

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

When you know there's a pimple trying to make it's way into your life

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

Haha he tried 😗

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

It's snowing in Portland 😍😍

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

40 minutes in and I've already cried twice! It hurts so good💧💧 #GilmoreGirlsRevival

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

💛11/24/16

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

"I am not getting up right now, you can forget it!" - Me to my bladder in the middle of the night

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

@heychrissy_y congrats Chrissy! Let's celebrate :)

[Theresa Caney @Theresa_Caney]

This is how the millennials voted. Hoping this means the next generation will turn this planet around

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

@MiruiChan Thank you for reading😊

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

..a viable candidate for the President of the US.

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

..a healthy environment to do that in. Trump believes climate change is a hoax. Based on that fact alone he should not even be considered

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

I hate online rants but it's different cause no one reads my twitter so here I go... before we debate about war and race and taxes we need

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

❤️🎃👻

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

"You want to sit on the front porch and look at your grass that didn't get cut?" - my grandma to my grandpa

[Kortnie Ervin @KortnieC]

Can I just delete it all and start all over?