Kory Donlon

I'm a picky eater. Won't eat hot fruit or cold pasta. I will eat whatever Nutella you have, please and thank you

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When it comes with a tail
#WhenNotToSayYesToTheDress

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@JohnCena Sir, I am nearly 5'4" on a good day. Everything in front of me is a hill.

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@EndlessJeopardy Who is Octogonally Eyed Joe

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@vasego1 I saw what you guys did to those horses on the carousel. That will NOT be me!

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3rd Degree Brighburn
#SunburnMovies

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Banana Boat Trip
#SunburnMovies

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Aloe Down Dirty Shame #SunburnMovies

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#MyWalkUpSongIs Destroy Everything by Hatebreed

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I can't proceed on Lucky Championship. It keeps getting stuck on the same multiplier screen no matter how times I restart the game.
https://t.co/bCVkO2lswe

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@swole____patrol Merry Christmas from Corbin, KY

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@SteveWilkosTV I doubt Steve will see this, but my wife is a really big Steve fan. Bought show merchandise for her for Valentine's Day. Was wondering if Steve would record a message for her wishing her a happy valentine's day. Would be much appreciated. Thank you!

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@ironpier_james @BeerBottleBlond Tom Cruise stays in A Few Good Men. I want to see Miss Piggy play Jack Nicholsons part. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! HIIII YAA".

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@NukesTop5 You pop the trunk from inside the car, then as fast as you can, get out, pull his coat up over his head, push him towards, then in the trunk, then tour the part of town with the roughest roads and most turns. Then stop on train tracks, pop the trunk and let him out.

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Matthew McConaughey There Deliliah
#MakeASongCooler

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@betrbiz @Barryco @vulture Don't forget JCVD's Hard Target. Loved Surviving the Game, though

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An alternate reality suddenly become possible and EVERYONE gets their say in it, but can only make minor, insignificant or strange alterations. What's your 1 thing you change that will make people scratch their heads?
I've got BMW making peanut butter and JIF making cars.

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#YouPlusMeEquals about tree fiddy

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Diving Miss Daisy #SwimmingSchmovies @Schmovie

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The Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz believed that the Yellow Brick Road was made of them. That's why he was cowardly. He was afraid to walk on a LEGO road.
#FakeLEGOFacts

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LEGO is where IKEA got their idea for furniture
#FakeLEGOFacts