Zach Koshorek

Albion College '16. Living the quarantine dream. Thoughts are my own.

[Sam Hier @ThatKidHier]

Tears of joy right now. Lions fandom finally paying off #AllGrit #OnePride

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[LISA CURRY @lisa_curry]

Idea: a captcha before you post a political view but instead of finding buses, you have to correctly identify on a blank map where the country you want to tweet about is located

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

Happy October 1st! 🎃

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

the guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

“It’s not fair!” “You say that so often. I wonder what your basis of comparison is”.

Jennifer Connelly/David Bowie/Jim Henson casually serving up the best lines in Labyrinth

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

Anyone else been trash at replying to texts and then get into a mood where you reply to literally every convo you’ve been putting off?

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

@elizabethcurtin Hard yikes

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

@n3wman Go check America: Motion Picture on Netflix. Shit is hilarious

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

@elizabethcurtin No

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

@elizabethcurtin Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you!

Fuck boys, let’s watch a Shorsey spinoff

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

😬😬 @elizabethcurtin

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

@elizabethcurtin Never apologize for that. Love you dude, you got this

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

this headline from Australia is honestly the most accurate one I’ve seen so far

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[prance @bocxtop]

states started to open up a little and like fucking clockwork mass shootings are happening very normal country we've got here

[Zach Koshorek @Koshorek16]

But.... people fucking do? Like what? This statement is infuriating

[Axios @axios]

NEW: Sidney Powell is moving to dismiss Dominion's defamation suit against her — arguing that "no reasonable person" would conclude her baseless accusations of an election-rigging scheme "were truly statements of fact." https://t.co/fX5K5PVyeW

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century