Austin Kossow

I’ve spent 3 years of my life training at the highest of altitudes to perfect the perfect bio. Through much trial and error, I am yet to succeed.

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

@falkonhoof @stoolpresidente Everybody thought that red card was horrible. Now that it's reversed, apparently everyone thinks it's such a fair red card because Donald Trump made a call 🤣

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

Watching cobra kai and the karate kid make me wish I grew up in the 80’s

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

The last three New Years ended like this. 2018: kiss. 2019: kiss. 2020: taking a shit writing up this tweet. Safe to say 2020 wasn’t my year 😅

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

@thatdudeclow if you thought Sam darnald, the clown, was better than josh Allen, the MVP candidate, you have no business evaluating quarterbacks anymore 🤷‍♂️ btw, bills afc East champs 🚫🧢

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

@Chargers the amount of times you’re going for it on fourth down, I thought I left madden on

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

Hey @NYGovCuomo can I shovel my driveway?

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

@Instynct02 @PatMcAfeeShow @AdamColePro Wait till he finds out wrestling is fake

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

@TheRealOJ32 we finally got our hands on these gems, thanks for all the rushing yards #buffalo #billsmafia

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Take the red pill 🌹

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you! 191 Federal Judges (a record), and two Supreme Court Justices, approved. Best Economy & Employment Numbers EVER. Thank you to our great New, Smart and Nimble REPUBLICAN PARTY. Join now, it’s where people want to be!

[Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump]

No president has accomplished more than President @realDonaldTrump has.

Democrats only want to remove him from office because they have no chance at beating him in 2020.

Look at their field - no wonder they're petrified!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

Just heard that @GardnerMinshew5 isn’t going to be starting this week and I couldn’t be more bummed out. I believe he’s going to turn into a great starting quarterback someday! Looks like he’s keeping his chin up, and being humble, he’s a real class act

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

Power move of the day, I walked into a public bathroom and a guy was taking a dump with the stall door open, we made eye contact and he said “sup” I shit you not. (No pun intended)

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

Birds singing in the morning is just a bunch of male birds trying to get laid

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

@chrisdelia Made an edit on wiki I think you would enjoy 👌👌 WOULDNT MAKE A DENNNNNT

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

Getting threatened at work wasn’t on our to do list today 😂

[Austin Kossow @KossowAustin]

Tip #1 in sales, don’t order a sub with extra onion before you go to work 🤮