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[Hitman @Kothitman]

Me searching the unknown number that is calling me on true caller badala ya kupick the call

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

'keep us safe as we hunt for daily bread'

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Ndo tunatoka international break after kujaribu kunasa muhindi, lazima atalipia, Mamae!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Kama huna pesa masaa husonga polepole ndio uteseke proper. 😂😂

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Kuna siku MZAE amesema 'nawapenda wote' kwa family mkutano. Tukashindwa kwani ako kuenda sayuni. Unajua hutawahi sikia an african parent uttering those words. Turns out alikuwa anaomba msamaha indirectly for the way he treated us tukiwa watoto. Ungeamka six fifteen unakula mshipi for oversleeping. Alimalizia kusema aliingia hii fatherhood bila script juu babu yetu alidedi akiwa mdogo. Mamae!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Saa zingine naketi nikiwa mjengo and it dawns on me that sijawahi kuwa loved right a day in my life. All I do is live na words of affirmation nilipewa na malaya 7 years ago when I could afford to buy some action. Nakuambia tangu baba Shalene apewe hiyo sword, it has never been the same. All the time nikipanda rooftop siendi kuchoma, naenda natoa viatu na kuangalia Mt Kenya, naomba Mungu anionee huruma!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Unemployed tumeamka kuchana ndevu tukingoja jioni ifike tuingie locals

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Ama ile usingizi nililala high school ndio nalipia sai and I'm blaming Kasongo. Lakini nikikumbuka fsuri hii shida imeanza tu venye baba Shalene aliekelea bibilia chini tu namna hii. Wueh! Masaa iende haraka ifike 2027,..

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Mpaka usingizi natafuta kama pesa. Enyewe ruto must go. Before baba Shalene akalie hiyo kiti, nilikuwa naingia tu kwa bed kama nimededi. Manade!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Ugly broke nigga ndo narudi my silver apartment. Foreman leo ameniweka kwa koroga, usiwahi taka mjengo. Nalog in napata kumbe Onyango Tate is our fellow brokie. Hadi nashuku ni yeye anatuuziaga mutura hapa Rongai kama amevalia mask. Enyewe aliye juu labda mko juu na yeye lakini level ya chini. Mamae!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

+1 🎊

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

'Ukirudi home unotice mzae na mathe wamechange PIN yao ya mpesa'

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Mwenye alipeleka mama mboga date jana, shukran manze. Sikujua ugali na glucose ni combo hatari hivo. Kuniona kibandaski tena labda nikiomba kisu.

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Tumefuata bosco kumbe sherehe ilikuwa jana, sai tuko kwao ametugeuzia anatubwekea😂

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Jana ilikuwa Monday, kesho ni Friday,
how,..Mamae!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Friends on Thursday: We fala!

Ni kama weekend inaenda kuanza. 9-5 good luck hizo siku zimebaki.

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

"babe, hutanikiss hadi ifike siku ya harusi"

Me siku ya harusi:

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Ugali mayai saa mbili asubuhi

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Makosa nilifanya ni kuchange jina from Kot Wizard, sai mutuals wamepotea..bado ni mimi jameni😂

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I don't know much about heaven but Kasongo haingii for sure. 😂

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Leo inamark one year since niliacha kuwaste someone's daughter's time in the name of dating. Life lesson, it's better to waste someone's time than being lonely,..