𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚

Seeker & purveyor of levity in a world that needs it. Even keel is the best keel. Domestic blissing, juris doctoring, writing, sporting, etc. Personal account.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

.@midwestern_ope yo

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Ohio's Great Wolf Lodge is launching a limited-time ranch dressing milkshake

It's topped with crispy chicken, carrots, celery and whipped cream

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Amazing New Study Suggests You Can Just Think Thoughts Without Posting Them Online https://t.co/0ISNERmFxv

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

@midwestern_ope Behold, the emissary of this cruel reality!

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

@midwestern_ope Variation: Team A-B-D would absolutely house C-E-F.

[Mark Antonio Wright @mawrightjr]

The most hopeful thing I’ve seen today.

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

@ClayTravis If it’s literally a fistfight among these regions, population disparity has to drive the handicap. But if the spirit of the question is more about representative populations, the central corridor is bringing the heat. Cowboy boots and cauliflower ears FTW. Southeast is my 4th.

[MLB @MLB]

Ty France gives the @Twins ANOTHER #walkoff win!

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Before he became the Pope, he was cheering on the White Sox at Game 1 of the 2005 World Series on FOX 🙌

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

@BradWCAttorney

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A woman who ordered an "all-you-can-eat" item and then shared it with her table was arrested and accused of disorderly conduct after a dispute over the limits on the Applebee's special, police say. https://t.co/2bVynPg7qO

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners driving in the city: turn the music down so I can see better

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Can you just fix a few potholes?

[USD Foundation & Alumni @USDalumni]

Our team is ready to welcome you back home… to home base that is. Catch us at USD Night at Target Field on August 10! Tickets and jerseys still available. See you there! ⚾️

https://t.co/IHdQOH77FZ

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

Lots of VPN options. I use ExpressVPN and it’s worked well. You can easily set your location to lots of different places. The one hiccup I’ve encountered is it’s seamless to watch on my phone this way, but I can’t cast it. I’ve learned that turning my phone to a hot spot for my smart tv and fire stick does the trick. A pain but I get to watch the Twins! Apparently you can integrate your VPN in your home router system but not all are compatible. That’s beyond my ability and ambitions.

[USD Foundation & Alumni @USDalumni]

Throwback to simpler times and catch a Minnesota Twins game in your limited-edition jersey this summer! Grab your tickets for USD Night at Target Field and join us for an unforgettable evening of baseball, fun and Coyote pride.

Tickets available here: https://t.co/IHdQOH7Fvx

[USD Foundation & Alumni @USDalumni]

Yotes 🤝 Twins

Save the date for USD Night at Target Field!
🗓️ Saturday, August 10
🕕6-9 p.m.
📍1 Twins Way, Minneapolis, MN 55403

Secure your ticket package and Twins USD co-themed jersey: https://t.co/ph4fdq8DEf

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

@JonahDispatch @Uber Find myself abandoning ride share apps the same way I’ve pivoted from Airbnb, VRBO, etc. (save for group bookings). The reliability/headache factor has completely eroded the value proposition.

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐭𝐳𝐞𝐚 @Kotzea]

@BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolBigCat I’m prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this post is intended to amplify, not make light of, Slushy-In-My-Skivvies Accident Awareness.

[Jay Elsen @jayelsen]

Former @SDCoyotesFB All-American specialists @_daltongodfrey_ and @schuttbrady5 are in attendance at #SuperBowl to support @Chiefs LB @jacko_cochrane. That’s Jack’s father John - a legend in his own right - with them.