Kourtney ⸆⸉❤️‍🔥

Made of tequila, caffeine, and glitter. 💅🏼

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Uhm, maybe because it’s illegal?

Federal statute 18 U.S.C. § 592 prohibits deploying “troops or armed men” to locations where elections are held, to prevent interference or intimidation.

You’d think an Attorney General would know this.

[Loren @lorenpiretra]

The woman on the left married her 60 year old landlord and is closer in age to her newborn than to her partner, FYI

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

ONLY IN AMERICA DO THEY DENY CHILDREN FREE LUNCH WHILE FORCING THEM TO READ ABOUT JESUS FEEDING THE HUNGRY 🙄

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

In less than 2 years, MAGA went from “No New Wars” to idolizing a Senator who never saw a war he didn’t like.

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

Did he just ATTACK an American citizen??

Now, AMERICANS, you know who your REAL enemy is.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Jake Lang a far white nationalist & Anti-Muslim activist showed up at a campaign event for Abdul El-Sayed & started spewing hate and yelling so Abdul starts chanting USA USA USA & everyone did the same & it drowned out Jake’s voice & he was escorted outside.This was amazing. ✌️

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Mike Rogers out here fighting for the Peeping Tom vote. Creepy stuff, Mike.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The whole “Muslims want to impose their religion on America” thing would work so much better if it weren’t coming from white Christian nationalists who want to put a Bible in every classroom.

[Mason Pressler @Press4BC]

Mike Rogers wants to put a data center in your back yard and a flock camera in your bedroom.

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

Suddenly, we’re all okay with having a hospice patient in power just because he’s Republican?

Nah.

Americans deserve a senator who is able to be physically present at his job.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Trump cheated on his third wife with a porn star while she was at home nursing their newborn.

El-Sayed married his college sweetheart at 22.

I choose El-Sayed’s America.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Rep. Lauren Boebert’s son, Tyler Boebert, has been arrested on child sexual exploitation charges. (Via TMZ)

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

I was at Walmart today, minding my own business and checking out the zucchini.

A woman walked up next to me with who I assume was her husband. She was wearing a hijab.

And then… absolutely nothing happened.

She went about her shopping. I went about mine. Her choice to wear a hijab had absolutely zero impact on my day, my freedom, or my ability to buy zucchini.

She didn’t tell me I needed to wear one.

She didn’t try to force one on me.

She didn’t hold me down and put one on my head.

I know. Crazy, right?

Almost like people can practice their own religion, wear what they choose, and live their lives without forcing everyone else to live the same way.

Wild concept.

[THECEOGAMERSEX @THECEOGAMERSEX]

We are currently living in the surveillance state that Americans were jokingly saying that Chinese citizens would be living under.

[“Everyone’s Attorney” @BigEsqBae_]

Didn't the current government make a rule that forced all employees to be in office or on site????? So how is he allowed to be remote? If he can't do the job, he needs to be gone.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Fred Trump was a "high functioning sociopath" who was "devoid of human feelings."

Mary Trump was a "submissive wife" who was "physically and mentally challenged."

Together they produced one of the world's most evil, and dangerously stupid man on earth: Donald J. Trump.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Joe Biden is in the process of dying a very painful death and this asshole is trying to rag on him. Fuck everyone who supports Donald Trump.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA: If you’re not born in the USA, you shouldn’t be allowed to hold any office of any kind.

So you agree Republican Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, who was born in Canada, should be removed from Congress?

[GL @gldivittorio]

This was recorded in Florida btw, where Mike Rogers lives

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.