kourtney

♉️ ☀️ + ♉️ 🌙 + ♈️ ⬆️

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

If I ain’t the strongest mother fucker I know… the shit I have to deal with. I swear…

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

@_amandaceleste Twins 👯

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

I feel like @khloekardashian and I would get along so well with how we care for people.

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

It’s weird when your mom congratulates you for calling in cuz she knows you’re a workaholic and won’t stop till you drop.

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

@_amandaceleste Omg this is so cute!

[dhanishtamoon ☾ @aquamoonbb]

literally me

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

@_amandaceleste I forgot to reply on snap. But I fucking love it.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

@_amandaceleste I feel like I need some sort of compensation for the feeling of being ATTACKED because of anxiety

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

@_amandaceleste 😂

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

@_amandaceleste Are you even bisexual if you don’t have a velvet, forest green couch

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“what you doing this weekend”

me: enjoying my rent

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

I’ve been missing Ames so much lately

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

I honestly wanna know who my mailman is talking to on the phone while on his route. I always pick up snit bits on my camera. Like is he talking to them all day? Is it another mail person? What do they talk about that whole time? Maybe it’s not a person.

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

I just wanna give him a big hug. He tried his hardest to protect his son. 😭 #QuietOnSet

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

Get you a man’s that know exactly what time your alarm is set, so he texts you right at that moment so you wake up to a good morning text.

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

@JustARedFlower Fireball 🤢

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard defends her husband from hate comments:

“Ryan, don't listen to the haters […] besides they jealous because you are rocking my world every night...yeah I said it, the D is fire 🔥 happy wife happy life ❤️”

[kourtney @KourtneyKSW]

13 going on 30 will never not hit