Alex

please approach me as if I were a Hippogriff

[Terrible Quality Memes @BadQualityMemes]

🧀

[cow @cowincrisis]

open the fucking schools

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

facetimed my friend to show her my impulse haircut and she also had an impulse haircut

[V🦂 @vxprada]

clearly an artist in a past life and current

[Dvd𖤓 @ov04l]

Promised to get my niece a phone when she turns 10 five years ago and her birthday is 2 days from now

[Ben @bentolate]

Those who know, know

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[KJW @Hawkesbay69]

He's always working

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I’m Titi.

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

How your email finds me

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[katie 💫 i’ll never let go, Hacks @andKateWaits]

What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris?! LESBIAN! We’re all thinking it 😂😂

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

My problem is that as soon as it starts raining, I feel like the day should be canceled.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work:

[Barnabas @barnabasdotexe]

Are the graphing calculators you need for algebra II still like $100 or did somebody finally end that racket.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I have to pay for something I actually need:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Who eats those nasty cookies?"
Me eating those nasty cookies