Koze Deejay

[Koze Deejay @KozeDeejay]

@colonialism101 @HamzaArsyn @kevwe_od Are you justifying both stats? You mean 2 wrongs make a right?

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

This is how white people narrate history. 😂

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

This will be the third over €100m signing Liverpool will make in just two summers, yet their fans act like they’re living on Brighton type budget.

[Jennine K @jennineak]

they’re going to kill him lmao

[Mwalimu Eric. @_MwalimuEric]

A lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal beings.
You are a Kenyan , living in Nairobi, no special talent or skill , fuel is ksh 200 , rent is skyrocketing everywhere, Teacher's are earning 17k a month. Ruto is the president and Duale is the cs health Trust me you are closer to being homeless or dead than driving that 2025 gle.

[Pere Egbi ✊🏾 @PereEgbi]

Dear South Africa, it’s YOUR JOB to support your National team. We do not want to take that away from you too.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

I can appoint whomever I want even tomorrow. I just need Mzee's approval. Ssenyonyi, is at best an adhoc leader of the opposition.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

I want the position of LOP to be taken by PLU.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

A cabinet Minister who claimed he is a leopard and condemned the Great officers of Crime Intelligence of Uganda Police, has provoked lions enough and is dangerously close to being arrested.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

You were shocked by this...I promise all of you I can do ALOT worse. Don't try me.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

I propose all the opposition joins PLU and we capture Parliament for Jesus Christ and the holy blood of the Bachwezi!

[Prof Makombo Jago-Minyang Asiimwe Ndahura @AsiimweJago]

Below is a photo of @NinyeTabz Kidnapping and abducting yet to be former PLU General Secretary Hon @DaudiKabanda .
Those days under AFANDE Kale Kaihura, whom Tabz reported to, it was called "Preventive Arrest".
Anyway once all you #FreeTabz fanatics are done, we shall send the same Tabz to Kidnap you too. Continue ....The world is round like a luo Tomato #MpawoAtaliwoloma

[Sir. Aludah 👑 @DjAludah]

Djs, this weekend do that 110bpm-120bpm set without Amapiano we see if you will die😅

[Koze Deejay @KozeDeejay]

2k? I need to sharpen my bargaining skills 😂

[LanaShevon @LanaShevon]

Boda guys in ntinda are proud,my God!!. You tell him you have 2k to banda and he just rides off without even negotiating. People of Ntinda, abasajja mubakuziza bubi Bambi. 😂

[SMX 🇺🇸 @iam_smx]

Bernard Arnault, CEO of LVMH, gives a brilliant comment after being asked about Elon Musk reaching trillionaire status

Reporter: "You can see that Elon Musk, with his fundraising, has reached, a fortune of 1,270 billion, Do you find yourself thinking, "He crushed the competition," or "That doesn't more to say on that front?"

Bernard: "That is the value of company, People talk about wealth, but it's actually the value of the stocks, It's not money he has in his bank account to spend, That is the value of company"

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

I have instructed PLU to study how to remove @JoelSsenyonyi from being leader of the opposition as soon as possible.

[The Artist known as Jess @ElofsonJess]

This is wild to watch.
Trump either upped his security or doesn't give a flying fuck

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨 Carragher asking Mikel Obi about who is he supporting tonight:

Jamie Carragher to Mikel Obi:
“Which side are you backing tonight South Africa vs Czech Republic at the World Cup?”

Mikel Obi:
“I’m going with Czech Republic tonight.”

Carragher:
“Hold on… what about South Africa? They’re your African brothers.”

Mikel Obi:
“Yeah, but unfortunately for them I’m backing Czech Republic today. Some team has to go home early and focus on keeping their jobs..

[onuoha D'Gudmann | @OnuohaGoodness5]

See what Nigeria has done to your Niqqa mind💔

This is a traditional market in Korea 🇰🇷 btw

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Semujju and Joel will follow very soon.