During my simping days, nakumbuka nikienda club nabeg mwanamke in order to spend my hard earned cash on her
I be like "Excuse me, can I buy you a drink?"
Kubabake msenge mingi, jaramandia la makende na akili mgongowasi
Siku hizi naenda club STRICLY for my own ENJOYMENT.
We really did normalize;
-Unga at Ksh. 200 per 2KG
-Petrol at Ksh. 179 per litre
-Cooking oil at Ksh. 380 per litre
-Cooking gas at Ksh. 1350 per 6Kg
-Wheat flour at Ksh. 210 per 2KG
-Bread at Ksh. 60 per 400g
-Electricity at Ksh 16 per Unit
We are comfortable with the prices
The only reason I am getting married to a kalenjin is idk how I'll react if I hear the love of my life call osek "hizo vitu za black mnawekanga kwa maziwa or makaa"