Kevin Harrington

2 P's: one for my middle name, one for my confirmation name, but both for Patrick. Adult Kevin has to live with 5th grade Kevin's decision on that one.

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Idaho isn’t where I thought it was

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@Doritos Dust mite

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@TheTravelerD @antoni Wait really?? I can’t DM you on this but shoot me a message on insta if you have it (@ kevharrington )we’ve always wondered how she got to the shelter! This is antoni’s bf

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Didn’t she used to sell that Wap?

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my twitter was hacked so sorry for all the https://t.co/8utu2n9dBC ads?? And sorry for essentially posting another one right now with this tweet :/ #robbedbyrivby

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I don’t care if it’s grammatically correct, your “whom” makes me uncomfortable

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I think this chapter in my life/bio would be called “microwaving halo top”

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@simonenathan Omg

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“I feel like getting a catheter taken out would actually be quite cathartic” - things I’ve heard today

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“You’re being molested Kevin, you’re being molested” - Dad on my rent in NYC

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Apple picking but you’re not allowed to bring a camera

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Not that anyone was wondering but I don’t think I chew kale enough?

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Triggers include: people using the word “hubby”

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Just found out my dad still pays $4.95 a month for AOL mail. I would tag him here but it would probably cost him 💵

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I just saw 2 grown adults drinking 24oz straw-ber-ritas at 1030AM and now my entire day is ruined

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Emma Fox thought “Human Centipede” was based off a true story and I’m going to need some time to recover from this #scotland

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@crobker @EliMatthewson you DO have fans in NY! Me and also the Statue of Liberty who it goes without saying is a drag queen

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I dumped a box of granola in the trash one time b/c i couldn’t stop eating it like cereal and I think that was probably my darkest day

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Using Facebook stories is a simple, seamless and efficient way for you to land yourself on my “do not trust” list

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A medical supply store called “Just What the Doctor Ordered”