Alyssa Von Asshat

BB is great summer therapy. I get to vent about strangers & forget about them 10 min after it's all done.
My tweets are mostly jokes/sarcasm.
#BB23 #BBLF

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

So Ky has decided to Cody his way to 2nd place at best, moron. Maybe I'll have better luck with the circle. #BB23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

As if I couldn't hate Kyland even more. #BB23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

OMG, Azah I love you. I didn't think she'd put X up. #BB23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

@DukeTheBBDuck @realitytv2003 ugh, His involvement is all thinking he's the big house daddy, trying to run everyone's HOH & chasing Alyssa.

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

@TaylorAllen133 @ShawnieceR 🤣🤣🤣

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

I don't know why I waited so long to watch #WhyWomenKill I'm half way through season 2 and loving it.

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

Every time I turn on the feeds they're down, which is probably just as well because I have better things to do. #bb23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

@bbchelli ugh. Nobody is scared of her. She's just too annoying to live with any longer.

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

It's still irritating to me that Britini thinks she was evicted because no one can beat her in final 2. #BB23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

I would have evicted her just for insisting on doing another bad "rap". #bb23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

Going to start American Horror Stories spinoff while taking a break from feeds. I hope it's good.

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

Brit leaving is the best thing that can happen for Azah's game. #BB23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

Britni is playing the Charlie Brown of the BB house. #bb23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

Brit seems like she expected to just sail through the game. But you can't be an attention seeking crybaby all the time and not be noticed. #bb23

[Imma 🅿️otato 🥔 @TVtater]

Reminder: Britini is breaking down and lashing out in front of the other person on the block. Because she’s pissed off at being (what she thinks is) the pawn again. In front of the other person on the block. #BB23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

Every year I seem to miss the disclaimer that if everyone doesn't like the same people the world ends. #BB23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

I wish Jason & Kryssie were in the house to remove all the different colors of cereals & candies. #bb23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

@soaked2thebone Thank you. It's typical. Whoever the HG is that is getting the most heat in a particular week suddenly has a disability, made up by fans or not, as a reason they can't be criticized.

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

Haven't had time for feeds or Twitter much lately. Checking my TL I'm now just waiting for someone to come up with some disability Ky has as a reason nobody is allowed to talk shit about him. #bb23

[Alyssa Von Asshat @KrackelBandit]

@reality_jed97 @PixieBakes Because people suck.