Clayton

making things awkward since 1981.

[Clayton @Krakadoom]

That obviously isn't true, but for a second it felt like it had actually happen during the 2000s. That's the kind of night I'm having.

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I legit just recalled that there was a trend 10 yrs ago where businesses hung ugly, dried sausages outside their shops to attract buzzards.

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We were in our way to watch a movie starring one of performers. I said I didn't want to go, and they turned around and saw I was topless.

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I was so upset I went upstairs and took off my shirt to sleep. Then a producer came up to get me and put me in a car with the performers.

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There were only two other performers, and I have no improv experience, so I sucked bad. I was so embarrassed, I said the episode was ruined.

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I just had the worst dream where I won the chance to be on my favorite improv podcast as a performer.

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"The problem of connecting is partly that of fitting mood with opportunity."

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Star Wars (1977)
Dir: George Lucas

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Has there even been an amputee paranormal investigator character whose phantom limb could touch ghosts?

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"But a gift. To have offered it is to show that it must have value for the giver, also."
Judith Guest, Ordinary People

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WHY DOES MARCO POLO HAVE A LLAMA IN THE GEICO COMMERCIAL? HE NEVER WENT TO THE NEW WORLD.
XOXO Clayton 😘

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Goo goo gajoob. https://t.co/FA2gWswOdX

[Jess Kirby @Jesskirby77]

I am the walrus https://t.co/oefem6IauO

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TFW it takes it takes you ten tries to take a good selfie.

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@RussellPirkle I was surprised to see the Sons of Knute in central Texas, but the smell of apple pie on windowsills brought back memories of summers past.

[Dr. Raj Sivaraman @rajsivaraman]

DO NOT HELP GOOGLE FIND SARAH CONNER. https://t.co/Iz3ruqbGGs

[Clayton @Krakadoom]

There's something universal about driving through small towns in America. The topography changes, but that's about it.

[axel alonso @axelalonsomarv]

How to Draw Ghost Rider in 6 Easy Steps: The @zdarsky Way

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Is it just me, or does the new movie Hellboy still look a lot like Ron Perlman? But grittier?

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Business Initialisms:
ASAP: A Snakelike Apparition Paused – indicates the the spectral serpent haunting the office sensed a disturbance

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Business Initialisms:
EOD: End Of Days – used to discuss the looming apocalypse
OOO: Out Of Orifices – indicates a lack of holes to fill