Krakkai Dávid

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[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

This is GPT-6 Astra.

Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

How the summer feels now that the World Cup is over

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

"los argentinos no son racistas"

Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:

[Spu7Nix @Spu7Nix]

i have finally invented an algorithm that turns any image into obama

[susa @prinkasusa]

your SPOUSE is the one who’ll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who’ll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you’re ever too sick to stand. this isn’t just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it’s about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn’t enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life’s ugly parts... that’s what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won’t carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it’s HARD TO LOVE

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

alright wrap it up, we're done, idk how we're gonna top this one

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Ngga looks like the ice age baby grown up

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

Forty fucking dollars for a haunted house?
They better rape me in there.

[ً @cryst6ls]

i love this gif. like yea

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Instagram is wonderful

[kade / vivi 🍉⭐️ @vixielie]

ok ok last one

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

10-year old kid knocked on my door

Offered to mow my lawn for $20

I love encouraging young entrepreneurs

So I hired him to mow all 10 houses on my block

Paid him $200. He was grinning ear-to-ear.

Then I charged each neighbor $125 for a "premium lawncare service"

I made a $1,050 profit by arbitraging labor

Welcome to capitalism, kid

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

@AFpost 5000 retweets ill release the txts of her begging for money for her "company" and begging to see me again.

[Krakkai Dávid @KrakkaiD]

@g59knny Hell yeah bro, you're a legend👌👌👌

[sab @sabbyku]

peeing on my son because i hate him https://t.co/MeeUts1Xzm