Michael Kralka

Software Engineer @ Abnormal Security, runner, and expert pierogi-maker

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

@__lucab What about companies that put their logo on their hardware upside-down?

[Parag Agrawal @paraga]

@Kralkatron describing how our Cortex team is building a Feature Store to simplify ML

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

Don't be the one holding up a project. Work on the right stuff!

https://t.co/oqNpkoO95P

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

"Hi, I'm Michael and I'm an engineer."
"As of today, I haven't written an over-generalized abstraction in 3 months…" https://t.co/Yzf0tc3GP9

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

Concurrency is hard.

No, really. Concurrency is *hard*.

https://t.co/oh7l5A8yGZ

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

Exception safety begins and the interface. Be safe in your code. https://t.co/PvNmSspvGJ

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

A brief history of system time. https://t.co/kZlJEIJVzY

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

If there is a way to misuse your API, your users will find it! https://t.co/euABHajVGF

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

The beauty of the universe may be astonishing, but your users shouldn't have to be astonished by your code. https://t.co/r0984EU9Iq

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

There are 2 consumers of your code: humans and compilers. Focus on making the humans happy! https://t.co/Au2fBYrJ1a

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Fascinating to have a presidential candidate who so consistently reminds me of my sad, frustrated, scared middle school bullies.

[Evan Reiser @evanreiser]

Making good progress on the new cookie ingestion data pipeline, but might need more testing. (Thank you @keltonlynn)

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

LIVE on #Periscope: Conspiracy Theory https://t.co/pYp3F0R0AQ

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

LIVE on #Periscope: Desperate measures... https://t.co/FvFtXCgGr1

[Michael Kralka @Kralkatron]

LIVE on #Periscope: Sumo Wrestling at #EDPpicnic https://t.co/JvcRwRgj3r

[Josh McFarland @crazyfoo]

So proud of team @tellapart and so pumped to start this next chapter at @twitter

[Josh McFarland @crazyfoo]

My acquisition _of_ Twitter has cleared governmental review! https://t.co/bPnSvwJ5uY