Kralyn Rae

i drink whiskey because there is no greater love

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@21loryngipson If you mix them with vodka and crystal light they aren’t too bad. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

If you beautiful ladies don’t quit having babies, I’m going to have to get a third dog. Really. Y’all are twisting my arm. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

Hug your loved ones long and hard. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@ryleyshea You could buy so many dogs 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

I turn off my thermostat and let my house get cold to save money, can’t remember the last time I got a pedicure, and I drink diet ocean spray.

You could say this school year has hit me hard, and my bank account even harder.

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@21loryngipson Yoo-hoo. Your roommate here. 😍😏

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@krlng21 You can come cuddle with me. I come with a beer gut, dogs, and Chinese food. 😂😂

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

I just got paid Thursday, paid my bills, and have money left over. Yet I’m sitting on my couch on a Sunday eating flavor blasted gold fish and frozen chicken nuggets. 😂😂😂 #adulting. It’s not bad if you have goldfish.

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

#mood

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@21loryngipson So much I’d like to say in response to this tweet. Going to just settle on a ❤️❤️❤️

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

You know you need more human interaction when you ask your boyfriend if he would move his paw. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #WhyAmIThisWay

[davidhill @davidisag2]

Being a donor is weird because I gave you permission to GIVE my organs to someone who needs them when I die. I did not give you permission to charge them for it for the rest of their lives.

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

Same dude. Same.

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

Flooded my car.
But hey, I got approved for a house.
Who tf needs wheels, aye?😂😅

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@2211Mclovin IT WAS THE FLOOD

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

Everyone is working on their bikini bodies. But do you get to drinks margs every day? Are you really happy?

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@hayliee_1322 Atta baby Gran 😂😂

[Kralyn Rae @KralynRae]

@yagirltiffah Story of my life.