Paige Cattani

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

#SignsSheRatchet if her Facebook name is Shaniqiua YeaYouMadHoeCauseIFuckedYoMan Johnson

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. The fucks wrong with America?!?

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

Sorry, I didn't get your text. Just kidding I ignored that shit.

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

"Hey why didn't you text me back last night" "Oh I fell asleep" "BITCH YOU COULDA TEXTED ME BACK WHEN YOU WOKE UP DONT PLAY WITH ME HOE"

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

#ReasonsWeCantBeTogether Your still "friends" with your ex.. I dont buy that shit!

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

Oh, excuse me Mr. Swagger, either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

Ciara "Like a Boy", Beyonce "If I Were a Boy", Rihanna "Rude Boy". What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a Boy".

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

These hoes going BROKE trying to look RICH. ACT your WAGE!

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

#IAdmitThat I like food more than people.

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

#MyExTaughtMe That A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

#ExcusesForCheating CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You don't trip and fall into coochie...

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

K, I'm getting sick of these "I NEED A MAN" Tweets!

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition...

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

#IWonderIfYou Know that guys only talk to you because you're easy.

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

I hate when ghetto hoes go "Hey its your girl shaniqua you already kno..." BITCH What We Suppose To Know?!

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

I hate when ex's say.. "I'm here if you need me." like BITCH? where the FUCK were you when we were together? Fuck outta here!

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

[Paige Cattani @KranzStithouk]

Bitch STFU guys only talk to you because you're easy.