Jake OOPS

L.O.V.E

[Man Of The Year @ManOfTheYear808]

Oh hell no

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Fernandes to TNT: 'It's a decision from the staff to not press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball... That (whether Carrick and the staff got their tactics wrong)'s on the manager and staff to see, not me.' #mufc

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨Amazon has been recording Manchester United’s season for an “All or Nothing” series

United have lost their opening match to newly promoted Hull

Conceded a last minute equalizer to Everton

Lost to 10 man Manchester City

Have had JJ Gabriel request to leave the club

Lost to Brighton after being ahead by 2 goals

Lost to Atletico Madrid in the Champions League

Lisandro Martinez publicly criticized the club’s ambitions

Concede after 2 minutes vs Como

0 wins in their last 6 matches

[Romain Molina @Romain_Molina]

Manchester United peut virer Carrick ou non, ainsi que le directeur du football (Jason Wilcox, sur la sellette depuis longtemps), ça ne changera pas le souci global : les décisions remontent toujours à INEOS ou aux Glazer (ainsi que leurs "conseillers")

C'est presque impossible de savoir qui décide réellement puisque il n'y a presque jamais d'accord entre les dirigeants eux-mêmes

D'ailleurs, INEOS continue son fiasco en terme de gestion sportive - voir Lausanne et Nice

[Teetalksunited @teetalksunited]

One thing for sure is I won’t concede 4 goals against Como😂😂😂😂😂unlike Gbeselona

[sully @sullyexcl]

carrick has to be sacked tonight. this is one of the most pathetic and disgusting united performances i've ever seen.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Cesc Fabregas Como have made us look like a team who had won a RAFFLE to be in the Champions league.
At times it looked as though Como had 12 players on the pitch.
We were TOOTHLESS in attack
NO running power in the team
An INABILITY to press Como
NO patterns in possession

A lot of credit has to go to Cesc and the way he has built this team & then you see the way he has got his ideas into this team.
Everyone knows their jobs and are dialled in in and out of possession.
They play to teammates under pressure - a great example of trust in one another.
But that is no excuse for us, we were poor on the night and look a team on zero confidence right now - so much to do to turn this around....and I haven't even got onto the injuries! 🤬
The difference in budgets certainly wasn’t reflected in the difference between the two teams on the pitch!

Nico Paz - lovely footballer btw.

#MUFC #COMO #UCL

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

If you got a job as a programmer right now you basically have a money glitch 😂😂😂

AI doing the whole damn thing! Go get a coffee bro.

[B @utdbrxy]

he’s a dreadful manager but the board failed carrick badly. i hope we all agree both things can be true

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Yeah, he’s gone. Get these players gone too.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

It’s over for Carrick. Probably sacked tonight.

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

Look at Carrick and Fabregas 🤣🤣🤣

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Rest in Peace Manchester United.

[Feyi @gvofeyii]

I hope Anthropic never runs out of money cus man,

Claude is really an insane tech

[ツ Lord Ori @Lord_Ori_]

I knew Slik Talk was about to drop a video about Nota’s girlfriend 😭😭😭

[Tom McDermott @MrTomMcDermott]

If you are watching tonight’s game in isolation, you’d quickly come to the conclusion that #MUFC are a badly coached side. Poor in possession, disjointed without the ball and reliant on individual moments rather than creating anything meaningful. There’s little cohesion, no clear pattern of play and very little to suggest a team with a defined identity.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

I like how the media still thinks we can counter-attack for some reason.

This is 2026 Manchester United. Zero speed.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

We've conceded in 1 minute against Atletico and then in 2 minutes tonight vs Como.

[Claire Lehmann @clairlemon]

Have they asked Claude to design a sustainable business model?
https://t.co/Z3L18cfKu1