Kaitlyn Theresa

She cooks to slow jams and does her makeup to trap music

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“Go to jail, stick your hand in a garbage pale” -Louis

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Everyone wants to be an American Idol judge every halftime show 🙄

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Sophie: *to Rocco* come to mama..
Me: excuse me?
Sophie: what did you fart or something?
Me: Sophie… you’re a rat
Sophie: I’m actually Italian

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“This is a gift for you and me”- Sophie handing out gifts that she bought us from the holiday shop at school

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“Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had an affair” -Sophie

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“I have like a thousand energies in each bone” -Emma

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“I’ll start selling foot stuff” -Colleen

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“I have to find a man with one foot on a banana and one foot in the grave” -Colleen

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https://t.co/4IpSZCaNWU

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Me- “I’m so mad”
Sophie- “why? Because you’re broke?”

😳😭😭

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Sophie: mom can I make your coffee for you?
Me: no, Sophie, I’ll do it
Sophie: but I already put the tampon in
Me: what!? lol you mean the coffee pod?

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Sophie- I just really want to drink Celsius.
Me: you’re too young, you can have it when you’re older. It’ll be something to look forward too.
Sophie- I’m not 4 or 2, I’m 6.

😂😂 “forward to” “4 and 2” lol

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@ImMeme0 What laws can you REALLY put in place to stop something like this? This shit is happening regardless of who’s the president.

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Sophie took her little resin animals to camp today and made over $40 selling them to the other kids 😧 She said one boy came over for one but he didn’t have any money so she said “no money, no animal” I know I should be mad but… 😆

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Me: Sophie do you know how much I love you?
Sophie: yeah
Me: how much?
Sophie: *stretches her arms out wide*
Me: even more than that
Sophie: I know, that’s just the farthest I can stretch my arms

❤️❤️❤️

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Sophie- Abigail peed her pants at school today.
Me- and you didn’t help her?
Sophie- what was I “upposed” to do!?

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“Chase is on the case? More like chase is on the ground” -Sophie

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“Ugh elderly people”- Sophie disgusted by the older group of people playing instruments in the parade

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Emma- mom do you know what happens when you drop the soap?
Me- 😳😳😳 umm no, what…?
Emma- you go to jail
Me- yes that’s right 😅

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*Sophie to Rocco* “listen to me! you’re big, you’re brave, you’re handsome”

🥰🥰❤️