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I mostly just tweet weird things that pop into my head.

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@timtorres 9 out of 10 dentists agree. 😉

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@timtorres First they came for my fridge, then my toaster… now my toothbrush?!?! Is nothing sacred? Are the dentists behind this?!

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@SacRepublicFC Would have been great to see, but thanks to poor planning by Cal Expo…. I’ve been in traffic for over an hour and only moved .3 miles.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

Meow

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@mmurray Or as my people say: “That was a beaut doncha ya know.”

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@kisjdmls Gritty is a respectable pants wearing mascot. He’s got manners. 🤣

[National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum @ncwhm]

Tim has the night off but he left me instructions for tonight. Wait. Where are my keys? Reminds me that we have a Late Night at the Museum event where we’ll watch “Night at The Museum.” See you there! https://t.co/hp03s6fmzx. #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Seth from Marketing

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

Remember, never turn your back on a cataloger and never look a law librarian directly in the eyes

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? https://t.co/sC58aB3ecK

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

The climactic clash that culminates in the crowning of the king of the capacious creatures of Katmai! Can 480 Otis’ tummy topple 151 Walker’s whopper of a beardonkadonk in this epic battle of the bulge?
Last chance. Vote @ https://t.co/thJwxp9wuP til 5pm AKT/9pm ET. #FatBearWeek

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

The official bracket is here! Feast your eyes on this year’s tournament of the titans of tonnage! Who do you think will make it to the finals on Fat Bear Tuesday? Comment with your predictions.

Fat Bear Week is Sept 29 - Oct 5. Vote at https://t.co/thJwxp9wuP. #FatBearWeek

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@kisjdmls Salmon here to bring you some joy.

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@loather I recently found myself deep into tow truck driver TikTok, so, um, you are not alone.

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@loather The Ship Kittens have almost destroyed their truck… there’s a lot of tape holding it together. Next up: The Super Yacht.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

WildBlue_Teaser_Vid.mp4

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@mmurray Embrace it. Soak it in. Claim the power of knowing how to use a rotary phone and that you sat through dial up internet once and while you might hate it, you could do it again. Also, 1 year closer to senior discounts and hearing songs from college on classic rock stations.

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@ProdSec Egg-cellent use of grapes!