Kaylie Jane

Single as they come

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

I walked across a freeway entrance and a train track, you could say I live on the edge

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

@Take_A_Knapp08 We are all in love with this

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

“I used to consider you like Whole wheat bread, you’re straight up wonder bread.” #whitejokes #imwhite #whitelivesmatter

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

@TannerMecham1 Bright is literally the worst! I couldn’t make it though half

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

When both of your parents like him.

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

It’s almost 3 and I’ve left this bed once in the past 14, cause I had to pee... #weekendgoals

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Client-*complains about being upset cause she’s not married *
Ashlyn (in a very aggressive voice)
“I’m not married and I’m happy!”

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

My diet is killing jimmy and Patricia ... I don’t know if I’m ok with this anymore... #doublechin #foodbaby

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

I love being that friend everyone comes to for bad behavior support... #justdoit #tattitup #yolo

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Dear Utah dating culture.... I hate you

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Client- what did you do last night?
Me- well...
Client- not tell me what you really did
Me- 😳😳

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

I just wanna be a mom and stay home and make Christmas cookies and watch Christmas movies with my kids... #babyhungry

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

“How did God create a world? I can’t even decorate a Christmas tree”
-Ashlyn

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Me- shit happens
Gian- *dies laughing* you sound like Snow White when you swear, you just can’t do it
M- is that some kind of white joke?
G-no just the truth
M- you’ll be the reason I stop
G- GOOD, cause you sound like a Bird

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Sick = cuddle with little humans and most likely watch cartoons or star wars

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

@Take_A_Knapp08 #whatismylife

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Note to self.... don’t call out to people when you look homeless and carrying 3 bags and a handful of other things... they will run from you #sorry #sheranaway #notreallyhomeless

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Star Wars, cinnamon rolls and cuddles with my little humans. Sunday was perfection

[Kaylie Jane @Kraykraykay7]

Stranger things is giving me PTSD I can’t walk through a park at night without freakin out anymore