Karlee Reistroffer

[Raquel Beltzner @rochlor_]

instead of easter egg hunts, we play shooter hunts

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@LG_LifesG00d haha yesssss

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

When he says I'm not like other guys

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says

[Saim @saimmmmmmmmmmm]

I’ll Venmo anyone 4 cents who didn’t put a PowerPoint of their year on Instagram

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@cubsfan18 @katieobrien2014 Thanks for no hope Carr 😂

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@beks___ Rightttt 😂😂

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

If you put your Snapchat memories video from 2018 on your story I’m 500% not watching it

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@irvincuevaz Right 🙄😂

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@Fireeflameflynn Woooo!!!

[Eileen Smith (Gruss) @Eileen_Gruss]

Corporate: “here is your 401K plan options”

Me: “ok I gotta show these to my dad so he can tell me what to do”

Corporate: “what?”

Me: “ Uhm I just gotta run these by my dad because I don’t know what I’m doing as an adult yet”

I am not built to be in the real world.

[Jeremiah Ellett @JeremiahEllett]

People who can have multiple unread texts and the notification doesn’t bother them, are probably psychopaths

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@UhhEmely U Up... it’s about modern day dating and it’s soooo funny

[Katherine Raleigh @kroseraleigh]

first dates are so strange because it’s like you hangout for a couple of hours and at the end it’s both people internally trying to figure out if they like like each other, like each other or never want to see each other again

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@JordanBeltzner Literally 😂😂

[b.b @benoobrown]

Why do McDonald’s employees act like the sauces come out of their paycheck???

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

I honestly need to know what’s with the male species and Snapchat? Like no I don’t wanna snap my face 20 different times to have a convo

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@PranteMitchellP Lolol no!

[Karlee Reistroffer @Kreistroffer]

@shaylie_h Always!!! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️