Liftoff.
The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.
Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.
🎶🎵 In the arms of an angel 🎶🎵
“Every year millions of recently married American women cluelessly roam through life unable to figure out how to change their legal name. Scared, alone, and confused on what to do next, these women need your help. Won’t you help them before it’s too late?
The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
NEW: Social media philanthropist, Jimmy Darts, helps raise $150,000 for a struggling family in Oklahoma.
The young boy had previously gone viral after he told Darts that God had been good to him despite his family's struggles.
"Amanda shared with me that she is only a month away from homelessness. She has no car, no money for groceries, and is doing everything she can to care for her children and grandchildren," Darts said on GoFundMe.
"Her son Cody was with her, and through tears he shared that he’s been bullied at school, but still said that God has been good to him."
God bless them.
Video: jimmydarts / ig.
FINAL: St. Henry beats Harvest Rep 55-51.
A 21-7 fourth quarter rallied the Redskins to a state final appearance.
Karlee Buschur led the team with 15 points, one of four St. Henry players in double figures.
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It’s absolutely perfect…
A liberal man in NYC yelling about how everyone is welcome, as a Muslim man yells "Allahu Akbar!" and uses him as a literal springboard to throw a homemade bomb.
The West’s suicidal empathy on video.
65 seconds.
3 shifts.
2 goals.
2 fights.
The most electric minute of hockey of the #CBJ season. Nationwide went absolutely ballistic. This building need playoff games.