L *guau*

Me como las comas de vez en vez. Mexa en Marsella.

[L *guau* @Kribe13]

esto me sugiere el celular que busque

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

So it’s not about “preserving your own culture”? You’re just a straight up racist.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

stop fucking body shaming me?!?!

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Listen I already like him, you don’t have to keep selling me

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

this could have been you europe-maxxing this summer but instead you chose to share a 1bdr with four other dudes in sf to walk around the city with your laptop slightly open so your agents won’t stop running.

[Ing.☀️ @baaw19_]

Sí, la arquitectura de la derecha

[FutureAzA @FutureAZA]

Getting real sick of all these windmills ruining my view.

[Ochiedike @_Ochiedike]

Was he also inspired to create a baby with leukemia?

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Jesús López @_JesusLopez_]

Una genialidad en la TV británica, sobre cómo se toman sus vacaciones los ingleses en España

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Yeah, but have you heard about our ballroom??

[Jonny G 🇺🇦 @dontforgetchaos]

Wait until you find out about the foundations under power plants, nuclear reactors & oil refineries. It’ll blow your mind.

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

Alcohol and tobacco are available on every street corner, but stabbing yourself in the eye with a pen is "unsafe"

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

God re-directed the bullet directly into a firefighter to save the geriatric pedophile.