Genevieve Payne

West Coaster trapped in Kansas.
I enjoy pissing people off 🖖🤷‍♀️🤪 I have now pissed off our new Twitter overlord.

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

If you're a convicted felon you cannot vote for president. But you can BE president. That's some seriously fucked up shit...

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“Breaker, breaker, this is Slithery Slim coming at you from the fence post. What's your handle, over?

10-4, good buddy. This is Gecko Gary at HQ, over. 🦎

Slithery Slim: Copy. Keep your eyes peeled for hawks, over.

Gecko Gary: Will do. Lizard long & prosper, over and out.” 🖖

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“Tree! Stop that.”

Tree: “No. I must dance!”

📸: A pinyon pine at sunrise @ZionNPS. NPS/Avery Sloss

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

These Oklahomies are extremely mysterious and mystinkyous. Please report if you see one in the wild!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The Great Gray Owl and her owlets 🦉

[Satan @s8n]

why is it measured in washing machines??😭

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“Be careful. That ice is slippery” - Everyone after you slip on ice.

Icy trail? Be willing to turn around if conditions are not favorable. Make this decision while still on your feet and not when you’re crawling across the ice questioning your life choices.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Pelican tries to eat capybara

[Melissa Stiehler @MelissaStiehler]

Only about 8% of Kansas households make more than $200,000/year

To say that another way, about 90% of Kansas households MIGHT save a little bit while the wealthiest stop paying their fair share.

A thread on why I say MIGHT:
#ksleg

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The exact moment the penguin realised…

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

So the chances of being hunted by a buck are slim...
but never zero.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

When they try to tell you they’re “pro-life” remember what they’re putting this woman through with a non-viable pregnancy she wanted. They’re not pro-life. They’re pro-control.

[Rosamond Gifford Zoo @SyracuseZoo]

Yaad took an elfie (elephant selfie).📷 Happy Friday! #Syracusezoo

[Genevieve Payne @KricketNite]

@RepMaryMiller Do people actually believe all the 🦬💩 you spew?

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

I simply don’t understand why SOME non-Natives find this offensive. Asking my absolutely amazing non-Native alliance — are you offended by this?

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

2023: The year in rascality