Anna Krieg

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

There is a football penalty for "illegal use of hands", now take the time to rethink every drunk hookup you have ever had #accurate

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

@sanabss I'm seeing the Biebs in concert, is it too late to say sorry I'm not sorry #BeiberFever

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

Preach 🙌🏼 #accurate #wordswithfriends #bae

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

The awful moment when you have a perfect view of the hott guy on Bart but then someone steps in the way. #fuckpublictransportation #movesir

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

My nose is currently a leaky cauldron, I want to expelliarmus this shit. #harrypotter #issuesineedatissue #aaaahhhhhh #myheadhurts

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

Can't afford to go to the sauna? Just stand on a Bart train, during a heat wave! #fuckpublictransportation #rapidtransitmyass

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

Having your period and a hangover in the same day and not murdering someone will be considered my biggest accomplishment #struggleisreal

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

@Brittanysnow I have nods. #pitchperfect #pitchslapped

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

A goddess was born 44 years ago. Happy birthday Amy Poehler. #bestdayever #queen #leslieknope #Inspiration

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

If you had a kid, you'd totally be a DILF. #truelife #butseriously #newpickupline

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

To drink wine or take Benadryl, that is the question? #basic #firstworldproblems #life #butlikereallywhatdoido

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

If you have complained about every referee, it's not them. Your team just sucks. #bebetter #yourtheworst #awful #stopcomplaining

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

That moment when your posture changes when someone attractive sits in front of you on the Bart train. #publictransit #emphasisthetits

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

Dat bat flip doe #swagger #walkoff #stud #SFGiants https://t.co/PRnuVLY2yr

[Mackswell @Bay_Maxwell415]

@SFGiantsFans bat flip natural

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

My crowning achievement? Being able to stand on the BART train without holding. #publictransportation #BART #lookmanohands

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

@EricHutchinson you are better then pretty good #sofun #dancymusic

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

JoJo is back, and our teenage selves can't even http://t.co/fWFrM1Cqn6

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

Anything you can do I can guarantee #MadBum can do it better. #pinchhitpitcher #Amazing #thebest #MVP @SFGiants

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

Nothing like an earthquake to jolt you awake in the morning. #earthquake #terrifying #aaaaaahhhhhh

[Anna Krieg @KriegAnna]

@extrabaggs I know he really needs to step his game up