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Damnit! Give me a job as a professional maniac! .......I'd be crazy good at it.

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@LastWeekTonight I wonder if they have anything to do with the Mustard Museum. It’s been on my mind a lot lately.

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

Here we go again with the #magic man

https://t.co/l6iDFTKTpv

[dankchungus @Dankchungus]

New video out
https://t.co/oUvHbr4sw5

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@elonmusk You really think you’re cheeky don’t you

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@bethesda got Todd Howard walking out there like a rockstar.
#XboxE3 #BethesdaE3 #Fallout76

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@ConanOBrien And amidst the tirades of the stormy sea we call social media, Conan silently sips from his coconut. #ConanHaiti

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@realDonaldTrump “I am the least racist person” still implies that you are, to some self-identifying degree, a racist.

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@StephenAtHome I got what I wished for on my birthday; justice.

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

On my birthday, I think of this quote; “Nietzsche famously that what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. What he failed to mention is that it nearly kills you” And, @ConanOBrien was right. Surviving 2017 has made me nigh invincible.

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

It’d kind of blow my mind if @realDonaldTrump wished me a happy birthday. #December1st

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@realDonaldTrump Something innately “You.” https://t.co/caEPE5Lt7t

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@ConanOBrien Yes!

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@MooreSenate You are the portrait a lying politician with a sick mind and may God have mercy on your soul.

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Since you can’t quite grasp the concept, here’s a video where Bender explains "Irony". I think you meant sarcasm. https://t.co/OSRVX88zLc

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@danharmon @JustinRoiland “Show me what you got.”

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@BarackObama 10k retweets in less than 5 minutes. Gotta be a record.

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

@HaikuD2 @kevo_hdz Soggy black soil,
Hidden under green-screen blades,
Flip-flops; bad idea

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

Life seems likened to darkness
I see naught within,
Yet I know something exist
What thing calls night it's den,
I do not know. #poem #alone

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Today I had my butt kicked by the women of the #IDF Karkl Battalion. That's me in the middle. #SquadGoals #ConanIsrael #Israel

[TapeDeccard @KriegOnFire]

I'm on a quest.... #TheTShirtQuest