Kriffing DBK

The unremarkable pop-culture pundit and barely-a-YouTuber formerly known as @DouchebagKylo.

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Yeah, … no.

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What the kriff? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[realgingerwolfe @realgingerwolf1]

You can get exclusive merchandise and even shoutouts from me by going to https://t.co/b3Iik9l022 and if you want to see the proof of concept trailer https://t.co/oOTTlcjyVq special thank to Carissa Pearson and Andrew Pearson for including me in this film.

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@realgingerwolf1 @TheHorrorMaster Absolutely!!

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Everyone with a YT channel already saw SUPERGIRL last a week ago so they could 💩 on it credibly. That artificial demand was the only reason it didn't tank even harder opening weekend.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Supergirl reportedly plunged -76% in its 2nd weekend at the box office, losing out to Young Washington.

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Five bucks says they even have cops on order to arrest anyone who tries to show ID! 😆

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

California made it illegal to show or request photo ID to vote. You cannot show your photo ID even voluntarily!

[SLOTFO.Kʏʟᴏ.Rᴇɴ {Parody} @DouchebagKylo]

// @Grok @Imagine works fine until the prompt gets a little complicated.

Then it fails spectacularly, you burn credits trying to fix it, and the system treats every failure as a successful sale.

There’s no way to flag a generation that blatantly ignored the prompt and request a credit adjustment.

That’s not a bug. That’s a business model.

@xAI @elonmusk

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@punt_rd I am so kriffing mad at myself that I didn't think of doing this 25 years ago. 😡

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@HarrisonSmith85 @YouTube @YouTubeCreators Fuck @nealmohan's shitty YouTube.

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Except Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) is far more stupid.

Oh, and Linda Carter was not in the 1974 Wonder Woman TV movie. Cathy Lee Crosby was.

[Kyoto Yard Sale @gemugirl]

1974’s Wonder Woman TV movie is the stupidest thing ever 😂

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Tell me you don't have the slightest clue what fascism is without using those words.

Poor Mr. Madden here probably still believes the "Fine People" Hoax too. 😔

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

In my lifetime, I've never seen a more selfish, greed-driven, and cynical congress. There is no doubt in my mind that if given the choice between holding on to power at the expense of American democracy, Republicans will choose fascism. Republicans are hellbent on creating a permanent underclass.

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@AnimeVersus_X @nealmohan @YouTube Creators can keep begging for human review, try to get their US Congressional Representative or Senator's office to get involved, or just relinquish YT to a marketing tool to bring eyeballs from YT to a fair platform where the real content is monetized.

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@AnimeVersus_X Fuck @nealmohan's @YouTube.

It's not just faceless channels now. YT unleashed an AI that demonetizes channels on any whim and hide behind excuses, all so that they can steal money from the creators who bring eyeballs to their shitty platform to watch their excessive ads, IMO.

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@verbalriotshow Fuck @nealmohan's YouTube.
Just use YouTube to market the content you monetize elsewhere.

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@AnimeVersus_X @TeamYouTube Fuck @nealmohan's YouTube.

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@Ponvyr @AnimeVersus_X @nealmohan Inconsistent enforcement, based on extremely vague rule references. Human reviews are, reportedly, impossible to get without overwhelming demand or a word from an MoC.

Yet, ads consisting of 100% inauthentic AI-slop, touting the ridiculous and impossible, abound unabated.

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@its_pickletime @UpdatesFromYT @MilkenInstitute @nealmohan