Cristian Aguirre

I tweet once every leap year in spurts

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@savannahelisse Generally when something is tough to achieve, it’s celebrated. A big promotion at a job, becoming a professional athlete, etc. Majority of men are average joes and have to put in work to get laid. A below average woman can walk up to majority of men and get laid with no effort

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@collin_ruth89 To stow my carry on right above me. Sitting last - chances are your carry on will be several (conservative) rows away.

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

If he ties or beats Jerry Rice 1000 yard record…. First ballot. 6 Rec TD and he becomes the 11th all time with 100 rec TD.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HISTORIC: With just 612 receiving yards this season, #Buccaneers Mike Evans will pass Antonio Brown for 25th all-time in #NFL history with 12,292.

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Evans has become a lock for the Hall of Fame, the question now is will you become a first ballot HOFer.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HISTORIC: With just 612 receiving yards this season, #Buccaneers Mike Evans will pass Antonio Brown for 25th all-time in #NFL history with 12,292.

🔥🔥🔥

Evans has become a lock for the Hall of Fame, the question now is will you become a first ballot HOFer.

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@Shadyind @PInsider_ Guess I’ll be going to South America next year

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@EdKrassen @elonmusk Both of these screenshots are from an actual interaction I had with Meta AI yesterday. I personally haven’t tried the Google one, but this was head scratching

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@YourAnonNews You were perfectly ok when “far right” accounts were shadow banned or even deactivated, but now that it’s ok for anyone to say whatever they want, it’s fascism lol 🤡🤡

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@Ko0ta__ @matthewdmarsden @PennyRed Yes. What is that? Circular definitions don’t count

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@Ko0ta__ @matthewdmarsden @PennyRed Identifies as what?

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@ImmortalTech His head was turned with his right ear on the opposite side of the teleprompter and camera. That’s why no one in the view of the camera was hit because the bullet came from the right side of the cameras view. Either way…. Assassination attempt

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@thehueman It’s not even a double entendre or even a play on words where someone MIGHT misinterpret, but damn… rap has been some dumbed down that anything above a 5th grade reading level is “complex”

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

New @TechN9ne & @Eminem album releases today? Man…. Happy Friday 🥲

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@Eminem SNAPPED!!

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@TheSamerAli Yeah he wasn’t an offensive genius at all. Just refreshing to see something other than run up the middle on first and second. Obvious pass on third. Punt. Rinse and repeat

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@SNHartmann @oncecaldas @nacionaloficial @WinSportsTV @LigaBetPlayD Tienes el video? No lo encuentro por ningún lugar

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@NFLonCBS The Mike Evans disrespect is something that needs to be studied by Harvard, Yale, & Princeton

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

2014: Era gol de Yepes

2024: Era gol de Davinson

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@BlindFootbalRef @PlutoKnowsBall 1. Excuses. 42 year old Brady played the entire 2020 season with a torn MCL.
2. Excuses. KC expected a lot of blitzing because the entire season we blitzed over 20% every game and Tampa only brought extra rushers on 5 of his 52 drop backs (9.6%)
3. Correct
4. Correct
5. Correct

[Cristian Aguirre @Krimi017]

@michaelianblack Global warming was the hoax. Why do you think it shifted to climate change?