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@Summer_nightss OMG! Day 3 in a row now?! 🤣

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@Summer_nightss It turned out so great!!!

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@Summer_nightss This is absolutely bananas. Where’s that dang praying mantis when you need it?!

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@Summer_nightss Cutest fortune teller ever!

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Anonymous friend: Life’s too short to do bad drugs 🤣

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Person: I had a friend who went to a festival and then quit his corporate job.
Friend: That must have been some great acid!!!!

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Coworker 1: What’s that sound?
Coworker 2: It’s a baby crying.
Coworker 1: Oh, I thought it was someone vomiting! 😂

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My nightmares consist of: having a baby. Literally and figuratively. #scarydreams

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Me: Would it be in poor taste to have an abortion party?
Joey: Yeah I’m gunna go ahead and say yeah probably in poor taste
Me: But what if it was an exclusive group of close friends?
Joey: It would be a killer affair. You might say people would be dying to attend!

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Do you have to get shredded to get SWOL? Or do you have to get SWOL to get shredded? It’s a classic chicken before the egg question!
#deepbrothoughts

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“Why you trying to kill my pinecone babies with your wild sex parties?!”

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Me: I feel like a lot of people live in the future. You gotta realize it’s now or nothing. Always build towards goals, but don’t let that rob you of what’s here now.

Sissy: I wish I lived in the future. I would have a retirement fund 😂😂

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“I really enjoyed the emotional distance he gave me.”
—Anonymous female

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@Summer_nightss Yah I was thinking damn girl I didn’t know you partied like that!! 😂🤣

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“Just imagine you’re at a pool party with a martini and a Vicodin chaser.”
—Weight lifting instructor 🤣

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“Come to the dark side. We have carbs!”
—Coworker in the break room

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@Bullux @Summer_nightss I already asked for one first! 😂

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@Summer_nightss We have plenty of song titles and one chorus! Umm but you’re right 😂

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@Summer_nightss UGH! I don’t even get what that must be like as a dude. Even Brad doesn’t get it.

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The way I know the universe loves me is because it is currently conspiring to bring me tacos. #tacospiritual