Kristen

Hey! We should probably be best friends! (she/her)

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Do you ever sit and think about how amazing your friends are?

And also do you ever want to just squeeze their perfect little faces in your little hands, look them dead in the eyes, and tell them how flawless they are and if anyone told them otherwise you’d kill that person?

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Just made a mini lasagna in a loaf pan and had to tell you guys because NOBODY is talking about it!

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

@lapine403 P.S. That set up, iconic!

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

If *NSYNC doesn’t have a reunion tour I’m going to evolve from being a big fan into being a big problem.

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

@lapine403 IT’S GONNA BE MAY!!

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Question for those with siblings:

What was it like just growing up with a bunch of extra fools in your house?

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Anyone else find themselves crying during this last season of @BobsBurgersFOX or am I just going through some stuff?

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

@MarcusA_O Lordy!

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

I’d like to formally apologize for the price of reusable bags at retail establishments. According to a customer today, I am solely responsible.

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

me 1 hour 57 minutes after I’ve said I’m on my way

[BIFF WIFF 👕🧍 @REALBIFFWIFF]

Talk about a Cosmic Gumbo!

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Just saw one of those dogs who looked like a human that had a tough day AND he was wearing a key card looking badge!

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth

me: yes

judge: who do you like

me: omg dare

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Asking strangers to feel my muscles.

Normal or no?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Had an edible and watched two people play Mahjong on TikTok for way too long.

Just as God intended.

[trash jones @jzux]

google maps needs an “i’m walking alone at night” option

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

Costco is my personal hell.

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

To the beefcake who sold me my protein powder today:

Crush my head between your thighs.

Kind Regards,
Kristen

[Kristen @Kris10Crunchy]

I’ve been going to the gym and losing some lbs but it seems like I’m just losing the weight IN MY TITS!!!!