Kristen English

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@TeenVogue Every time I read her name
I think J-U-S zebra cat zebra yellow kitten 😅

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@MerriamWebster Ostentatious

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@MerriamWebster Here here!!

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@lizgross144 @youneedabudget Net worth, yes, and you can report out on lots re: spending, net worth & “age of money”, an important YNAB metric. Not sure about investments— I don’t personally use it for that. There are bunches of FB groups you might scroll through if interested, and their website is good.

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@lizgross144 I highly recommend @youneedabudget ! It’s a paid subscription, but it’s like mint only 20 times better. I’ve been a loyal user since January 2016 and it truly transformed my approach to money and personal finance. It’s worth every penny.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Every em-dash I use makes me stronger and my argument more believable

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@saggedy_ann @ButlerAthletics I wondered! Very cool! 😎

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@AkilahObviously All the old seasons of ER on HBOMax

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@dontfront @spinubzilla Big Milk had an incredible PR operation in the 90’s and we were all taught it was Extremely Important™️ to drink milk daily and also milk mustaches were sexy.

[Kristen English @Kris10English]

@espeonyvonne @SydneyBattle Our Shoney’s had a giant cardboard tree with a hole in the middle filled with suckers (which is Midwest for lollipop). 🍭

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

[Monmouth College @MonmouthCollege]

Congratulations to the members of the Class of 2022! ❤️🏛❤️🎓 #RollScots #ItsGreatToBeAScot #Scots22 Here's the link to an album of all graduates who participated in Commencement on Sunday afternoon: https://t.co/Hh6lekHAkV

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

If you don’t know a handful of women who’ve had an abortion, you’re not morally righteous or statistically anomalous; you’re just not the kind of person women trust with their secrets.

[Corynn Myers @CorynnMyers]

#HigherEd be like...

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

It feels like we’re getting dangerously close to the return of Zoom happy hours…and I just…please…