Kris Colonna

I end up in weird or stupid situations professionally. I only seem like an asshole.

[FooYa @iFooYa]

Car broke down last night at 1 am. Had to stay in a motel and cat said she wants to kill herself on my story 😭. Oops

[Eman Abdelhadi @emanabdelhadi]

The hours you put in at work turn into tax money that turns into this. You are paying for this. You don’t have decent transit or schools or healthcare, but there’s money enough for this.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 14 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@MrBeast I'm lost where you found the extra $6,400. I know it's not the point but that math bugged my brain.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@honeyxham If you find me please don't share.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor I am a genius
Wordle 225 2/6

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[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor Wordle 218 4/6

Yea, wasn't anywhere on my radar

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[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor I'm halfway through and I'm liking it. Great perspective on capitalistic effects in society.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@kingmikee3 I know, I know.. it took me too damn long.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

Put in my two weeks at my shitty restaurant job today and let me tell you, I am elated.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@honeyxham Oh, but she works at Home Depot and half her "colleagues" have gotten it and she's A-OKAY! Totally immune apparently.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

Holy fuck my mother is actually an idiot.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

It wasn't bad enough her two children that no longer live under her roof have all but quit speaking to her, she now uses FB to further push her family away and alienate herself.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor Likewise. I hope to eventually not be the "distant friend" all the time.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor I feel that. I can't remember a time I wasn't depressed, which in and of itself is even more depressing. Best I can think of is to keep trying something new to see if I have any sort of satisfaction in life. My current task is to start welding school.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor I'm not sure. I'm currently in the middle of a mild life meltdown. From what I can tell it's all subjective to the individual. Despite the fact things have not gotten better for me in nearly two decades I refuse to give up. I just hope I can maintain that mentality.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor October 17th, 2015. Last day in the Army.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor I hear the key is going places other than work. I don't have much experience.

[Kris Colonna @KrisColonna]

@hayleyincolor By accident, from my experience.