Kris Deadliner

Writer & gamer with the vocabulary of a well educated sailor. Will write for pay, snacks, or shiny trinkets.

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

Ding [Level 110]! #Warcraft

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

@HenryOray @CNN Do you English?

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

@DerekMCampbell @jacquicollins_ Women have been talking about things like this for years. The movie the Matrix was about it. Once you start seeing it, it's everywhere - but until you do, it's invisible to you

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Congratulations, sir! This dignified, statesman-like tweet is the perfect way to counter the book's narrative that you're an impulsive, childish dimwit. https://t.co/VW1uzqu5pr

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

@AmazonHelp My email was changed without my permission, I am now locked out of my account. I would be THRILLED if someone could help me fix this. Sooner rather than later would be most ideal.

[Sarah Mei @sarahmei]

If you've been wanting to see Milo's original manuscript with comments, here's a copy at @internetarchive since we seem to have collectively taken the NY courts offline 😅 https://t.co/W80OmtNgZd

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

@ErikAndrewM @washingtonpost You are correct. It is not in any way whatsofuckingever universally appealing to all women.

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

I just raised $15.00 for local @CMNHospitals thru #EXTRALIFE. Donate today & help me reach my goal: https://t.co/t4uYuxMIzS

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

I just raised $50.00 for local @CMNHospitals thru #EXTRALIFE. Donate today & help me reach my goal: https://t.co/t4uYuxMIzS

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

I'm supporting @CMNHospitals through @ExtraLife4Kids! https://t.co/9dxPBneGS6 via @DonorDrive

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

I donated in support of Extra Life!

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

@Impius That's fucked up, man. Too soon. Forever too soon.

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

Seriously. https://t.co/awnY4q8r3E

[𝙺𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚢 🍒🐆 @_kellshitch]

Holiday Inn Manchester are taking in children who have been separated from their parents. You can contact them on: 0161 836 9600

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

You need to revisit you core values a bit; you soulless turd. https://t.co/0T9KvEeToy

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual.

[Shahak Shapira @ShahakShapira]

I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP'S ORB PICTURE AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEIRD

[Kris Deadliner @KrisDeadliner]

@HKWOnline Good policy.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

People are taking their frustrations out on United Airlines by trolling them hard https://t.co/GV1X2l774D