Kris F. Oliver

I'm a Writer,Biologist & run an EcoTourism business,b/c I can sleep when I'm dead.Love night swimming,swamps & anything that resembles a monkey(humans included)

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@realDonaldTrump YOU’RE FIRED!!!

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Little Owlets were sitting together in the back yard this morning. Help us name them. (Right now,they are being called McFluffy & McTiny)

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Mama Owl just seems very tired. It’s got to be tough keeping up with two little hungry Owlets.

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Yesterday was the first sighting of this year’s Baby Owlets in our back yard. And yes, they’re #SoFluffy

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@HutchingsJulie I’m so glad to hear you say that, because I already bought the paint...and the windows. (Because priorities) 🙄

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Making a Pro/Con list if I should start building a Gypsy Caravan
Con:Like I need another huge,messy unfinished project
Pro:But I wants to...

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@subatomiclounge Yeah,whenever someone says we don't have seasons in Florida,I'm like"you aren't paying attention"We even get Winter
It lasts about 48 hours.

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This was my "office" this week. And yes, the water is really that blue.

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My Point: If at first you don't succeed...

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Fun Fact: Before Yul Brynner starred in The King and I & Westworld, he was on a failed Puppet Show called Life with Snarky Parker
#ForReals

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@subatomiclounge Yep, could have been waaay worse. And now it's raining so it's not 91 degrees in the house. (Much rejoicing)

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Hurricane Irma Saga recap:
•Board up house
•Evacuate
•24 hours in car w/cat
•Gas shortages
•Dodge downed trees&boats in road
•Humid"camping"

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@subatomiclounge p.s. Hi! *waves*

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@subatomiclounge Car charger and solar charger.

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I've never seen a grown man reduced to tears over a lime popsicle before.

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I also bought a big bag of popsicles too pass out to our neighbors,b/c they all just got the same bad news.

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So our Hurricane Irma Saga continues.Just found out we won't have power or water for another week.I bought a kiddie pool for an outdoor tub.

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@jenpickrell It was fun! Though I was surprised how many people didn't know there was an eclipse. I was scared to ask if they were registered voters 😳

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I also built a duel lens projector so we could project the eclipse larger on a screen. Which turned out to be a great conversation starter 🌒