Kris Griffiths

Writer, guitarist, Pointless champ, QPR sufferer, elephant photographer. Words in @Independent @TheTimes @BBC @theipaper @Telegraph @Esquire @NationalTrust

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German reporters really are asking for trouble engaging with sloshed Scotland fans who haven't seen the sun for months

#GERSCO #euro2024

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@JWMcCull6 @DailyMail No he wasn't. It's news now because he was sentenced today.

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@liamkay1986 @DanTalkSports I think that's gonna be a great match!

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@anon_opin At long last someone has the courage to speak for the nation on this significant issue.

*No clue what any of it means, but still, sounds important.

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@ToddVercoe @TomSibsonAuthor @anon_opin Yes, I think he knows that.

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@anon_opin The Atomium is pretty impressive

https://t.co/ZEPhfuUw85

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@shane58452 @LaSquisha1990 @MarkMcvitie Hey mate,
Just to let you know this cosplaying prick is still at it and your work lives on 👍
https://t.co/CRvybzRLZI

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno So what nationality are you then?

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno *just like if*

Do you not even understand the meaning of basic comparisons?

Keep digging dickhead.

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno No, no one would, just like if you went on a 2-week hol abroad you wouldn't say you were 'living there' would you you absolute cretin.

And yes do you care, hence the continual replies despite the massive hole you've dug yourself into 😘

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno No it does not at all. If I was working in another country for 10 days I would not say I was "living there" - no one would.

You'd just say you were there for briefly for work. Not living there.

Really basic stuff.

You've been outed a risible liar mate. Crack on with it tho x

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno Hahaha!

You just said:
"In July 2025, I was living in Southampton at that time"

*Then why in July 2025 did you tweet that you're not living in the UK, and under that said "correct, in July 2025 I didn't"*

😂😂😂

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno Hahaha 😂
Just like you were here for "a couple of weeks" this year too when someone else pointed out the same.
So you're all of a sudden spending a lot of time in Britain in recent years, either "living" here, or "popping over", + *tweeting as if you were actually British* 😂😂

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno I mean, this is a really weird thing to be tweeting if you're a half indigenous Australian, half Kenyan, living in Australia 🤭🤭

Do you really think people are stupid enough to believe your juvenile little act?

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno Ha, wow what a touchy response to a valid & reasonable question.
It's just v strange that who you're claiming to be and where you're located is completely at odds with what you're tweeting.
Almost as if you're just another fake profile pointlessly lying about who/where you are 🤷‍♂️

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno So you're half indigenous Australian, half Kenyan, living in Australia, yet you appear obsessed with UK immigration issues and tweet about it constantly. How come?

Why are you saying we should "stop importing men who treat women like this" as if you were a Briton in Britain?

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno Half indigenous what?

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@LaSquisha1990 @zimsquil @MathewW10229078 @ReadingClowncil @owenjonesjourno So what nationality are you then?

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@Jackfwi9 Btw did you actually find the pic nicked by 'LaSquisha1990'.?

Would love to see who he's cosplaying, as you rightly pointed out yesterday.

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@Jackfwi9 @LaSquisha1990 @owenjonesjourno You weren't wrong mate

https://t.co/Ol324GtfQs

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@LaSquisha1990 @magic4lthinking @Phil_Bow @owenjonesjourno Or maybe just because you've been well and truly caught out 😄

Nice try though dickhead x

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@LaSquisha1990 @magic4lthinking @Phil_Bow @owenjonesjourno Or maybe just because you've been well and truly caught out 😄

Nice try though dickhead x

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@LaSquisha1990 @TysStuff @owenjonesjourno Okay phony.

https://t.co/RzGZdxnM31

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@LaSquisha1990 @magic4lthinking @Phil_Bow @owenjonesjourno You're pretending to be a black woman for a start.

That's rather sad.

https://t.co/ek4T9t3UHB