guru.laghima👾

Creating Sth Iconic ||Chelsea💙||Omah Lay 💜😈||Bagged at 35k

[guru.laghima👾 @KrisKross02]

@WIZEINTHEBEAT Mumu

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me on call with my favorite people after claiming I don't like phone calls

[𐌔 @sofadedfgs]

i hate saying my name at the door. “who is it” i be like “me nigga” 😂

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

You can't even explain pollination and you want flowers

[watergun @tersseer]

the light at the end of the tunnel fit be truck wey wan jam you.

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

That cool dude that minds his business that you admire probably smokes weed

[Katlego 🦦 @Katlegoo_]

Release yourself from the misery of thinking people wake up to think about you

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I just dey miss the money wey I take find money wey no bring money

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Nobody becomes friends faster than two smokers.

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“am cul n u” i go just block you instantly.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Milky donut no believe say akara go bounce back

[ꉂָ @omgitslapoild]

niggas who been a bum they whole life naming they son a jr is top 2 selfish things of all time

[guru.laghima👾 @KrisKross02]

@justvikthor @prettyellaaa1_ are you that short that your face reaches there

[Nanya🌸💕 @Nany_aaa]

“You’re what you consume”

Tribalistic stoners when they realize they’re all Igbo:

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.

[guru.laghima👾 @KrisKross02]

@ayejad I just tire bro

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Asked her out.
She said "ew"

"Ew" backwards is "we"
"We" sounds like "oui"
"Oui" is French for yes

Great success❤️🙏🏽

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Niggas have fun with their money then want to borrow yours for important stuff

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

"Your papa TV that year when current low"

😂😂😂

[guru.laghima👾 @KrisKross02]

@dmajekal1 I need one more 🙏🙏