kris muo

[kris muo @KrisMuo]

@DCI_Kenya please help

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

A driver is forced to bribe armed goons in Kisumu with Ksh 200 to use a public road at night.

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

A driver is forced to bribe armed goons in Kisumu with Ksh 200 to use a public road at night.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Don't expect anything new from the Kalonzo Musyoka Center. They're expected to seal their ticket with Sifuna today. President Kalonzo and Deputy President Sifuna,, a combination we already knew about five months ago.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Ruto may have looted and stacked billions for 2027, but Kenyans will eat that money, take the handouts, board the hired vehicles and still vote him out, because the Ol Kalou scenario will be repeated across the country.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I have always told Kenyans that Ruto’s biggest threat in 2027 is a united opposition, because he can easily manage several weak candidates fighting one another, but one serious candidate backed by the entire opposition would send him home, even if the opposition is yet to say how they will solve many things affecting the country....

The KK camp is not sharp or disciplined enough to coordinate a well planned national rigging operation without fucking things up and leaving evidence everywhere and causing a crisis they cant solve....

The opposition only needs to unite early, field one candidate, protect every vote and let KK regime destroy itself.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kenyan celebrities sometimes are mentally malnourished. They date in private, supply each other with electricity without an iota of blackouts. Then when they separate, they come to the public to announce their separation & tell Kenyans to respect their privacy. Kiino sana!!

[kris muo @KrisMuo]

@AkiliKichwani99 @BonayaHappi I have paid kplc 4 time's no message but pesa Iko deducted

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

Hello Nyakundi,

Please hide my identity. I am a staff member at Artcaffé, and we are really suffering under the current management conditions at the branch.

First, last week our PHs, off days, and leave days were deducted simply because of the matatu strike, something that was completely beyond our control as employees. It is unfair for management to punish staff for a nationwide transport crisis that affected everyone.

Secondly, the transport situation for staff working late shifts is becoming dangerous. Imagine the staff van arriving at the branch around 1:40 AM, then dropping employees along the highway at around 2 AM and leaving everyone to figure out how to get home safely on their own. This is not secure at all, especially for staff members going home at such hours.

The worst issue is the “FUNGA FUNGUA” shifts. Right now it is around 3 AM and I have just come from the PM shift, yet I am expected to wake up again at 4 AM to prepare and report back to work. We barely get any sleep. You enter the next shift already exhausted and sleepy, which is extremely risky especially in a busy restaurant environment where mistakes and accidents can easily happen because of fatigue.

We are mentally and physically drained. Some of us cannot even sleep properly because by the time you reach home, it is already time to prepare for the next shift again. This is not healthy and it is affecting staff wellbeing badly.

Another major issue is staff meals. There is no proper breakfast and sometimes no lunch at all, yet employees are expected to work long exhausting hours. Nobody seems concerned about staff welfare anymore.

Please let this reach HR because workers are really suffering. We are asking management to listen to staff concerns and improve these working conditions before things get worse.

[The Stoic Path @TheStoicPath_]

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[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

A Kenyan by the name Elias Wekesa has taken Safaricom to court, and every Kenyan should pay attention.

He says Safaricom deactivated his line after it stayed inactive for a few months, then reassigned it to another person.

When he tried using it again, he was met with a shock.

The number was gone.

Worse, he says he could no longer receive OTPs from his bank and other platforms tied to that number.

This case matters because it touches every Kenyan.

Because your phone number is no longer just a number.

It is tied to your bank account.
Your email.
Your work accounts.
Your private life.

The moment that number is handed to someone else, the risks begin.
OTPs can go elsewhere.
Recovery codes can land in another person’s hands.

Account alerts can reach a stranger.

That person is not just holding a SIM card.
They may be holding access to parts of your digital life.

And if they have bad intentions, the damage can be immediate.

And for families who have lost loved ones, it cuts even deeper.

A parent’s number.
A sibling’s number.
A loved one’s number.

One day, it holds memories.

The next day, it belongs to a stranger.

This is why Safaricom must be forced to create stronger safeguards before reassigning numbers.
Because in today’s world, a phone number is not disposable.
It is identity.

And identity should never be reassigned without protection.

[kris muo @KrisMuo]

@paulinenjoroge Splashdown is scheduled for ~8:07 p.m. EDT on April 10, 2026 (off San Diego coast, Pacific Ocean).

https://t.co/oGOrmCswg0

Kenyan time (EAT = UTC+3) conversion: 8:07 p.m. EDT (UTC-4) = 3:07 a.m. EAT on April 11.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

This guy went Webuye Falls Vie Resort Hotel on Thursday night around 11:30pm. Alipelekwa tu na gari. So akalala akakunywa. On Friday mng akatoka akaenda mng run, akarudi akashinda tu kwa hoteli akikula na kunywa. Warembo watatu wa kmtc walienda wakashinda na yeye apo. On sato pia akaenda mng run kama kawa, again drunk, ate and spent the night. On Sunday Mng akaenda tena mng run kawaida....na hivyo ndivyo alienda without paying. He gave out false details. His airtel number 0102840914 is still on but doesn't pick calls. Amewachia wafanyakazi bill ya 227k .
Help them circulate please

[kris muo @KrisMuo]

@grok @grok useless

[kris muo @KrisMuo]

@grok is this true.. or Total Garbage

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

Urgent | Third hostile enemy fighter jet hit in central Iranian skies

Public Relations of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps:

The third hostile enemy fighter jet belonging to the Zionist regime, an F16, was hit at 3:45 AM in central Iran by the modern air defense systems of the Revolutionary Guard Corps Aerospace Force.

The successful interception and destruction of more than 200 aircraft, including drones, cruise missiles, tankers, and ultra-advanced enemy fighters in the first 3 weeks of the war, shows the increased power of observing and intercepting aggressors in the skies of Iran and the region and the strengthening of the country's air defense shields.

[kris muo @KrisMuo]

@Econsaboteur @FGaitho237 Waaaaah more than a slap

[Masta @abuyamasta]

Uyu dem ali request bolt boda imletee mzigo, kufika akakataa kulipa, vile jamaa aliamua kurudisha mzigo kwenye alitoa dem akamuita mwizi. Na ivo ndio mob justice walimuangukia kumchapa na kumuumiza. When will bolt start taking action against their broke riders?

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Hello Kingpin , my name is Ann Chege, I am reaching out for assistance.

On Tuesday my phone S25 Ultra was stolen in an Eastleigh bus apo Grogon. Alienda akajaribu ku unlock ikampiga picha.

Nilikua nahitaji unisaidie kupost tuone if kuna mtu anaweza redirect mahali yuko.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

This woman she is called Eunice Nyambura, she owes us 5 million Kenyan shilling, she ran away with a lot of money of others. She works in Washington at a certain hospital, lets play the game she wants.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

From Dm,

Good evening, kindly help me expose this woman by the name Eunice Karau, she is conning desperate teachers with fake TSC jobs. she is impersonating tsc officers.

Number - 0791439315

Rt for awareness

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

A bad day in the office.....please help
🚨 STOLEN VEHICLE ALERT 🚨
Red Mazda Demio – Reg No. KDQ 677H stolen today at around 12:00 AM in Juja.
OB filed. Photos attached.
Kindly reshare and report any sightings.
📞 0746 604 071
📞 0726 729 737
Your help could make a difference 🙏
@georgediano @sikikasafety @chris29ke @pyaisulK @Saningo678 @Bab__Jay